/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Danuki cop: Stop running! You know it is illegal to go out at night as a man! You are under arrest! Behave and I can be your "companion" so I don't have to put you in jail!
>Titania: Reporting men to the police is so fun. Kukuku.
>Weresheep: Hey look! That cop is going to arrest a man for being out alone! Come on, now its your chance, use your Mantis skills to jump, grab him by the arm and claim he is with you!
Mantis: I...I... *blush intensely*
>Ocelomeh Commander: Oye guerita, pay me the fine money and some "extra" and I can have this man "accidentally" delivered to your mansion instead of taking him to the station.
>Wight: Do you think he is into undead? I don't want to pay his fine just to get a "thank you" and a kiss on the cheek.
>Wendigo: Poor guy.