/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43214771

This Alp comes up to you after class and kabedons you against the locker and looks down at you (she's flying to appear taller) and says
>"Yo, bruh! Membah' what I said last time you dared to show your face around here! Gimme your lunch money or I'll shove you in your locker and lock it up, punk! For real, for real, no cap. I'll make ya' regret ever bein' born, twerp!"

What do

>>38336153
>I'm a caveman, Your Honor. Your modern world confuses me. I watch movies and wonder how they squeeze the people inside of the screen. I wonder where the magic fire demons hide in the microwave. I don't know how you people discovered how to grow buildings out of stone and metal. Sometimes this modern frightens me so much that I want to throw up my hands screaming, and run back to my beachfront resort to review my annual capital gains portfolio holdings. I'm a caveman, I don't understand these things. But I do understand that the plaintiff's penis was erect when my client mounted it. It doesn't take a caveman to recognize a that this is a sign of love, Your Honor. So I move that the Order of Protection against my client be vacated.
The look on your rapist's face when she hires unfrozen caveman lawyer and wins the case.

>>30721855
They're not. The Russian MG Ask group barely let the alp artist on their forum. They always take a vote on new artists, needing a 70% approval to join. Most artists get in, even if they're garbage. Alp barely reached that, and I believe it was mostly due to the artist's ability to draw, not that they approved of the alp character.

>>22852712
>playing dodgeball with alps
>alps go on about how big the balls you're holding are
>keep giggling about how they'd like to hold them, even lick them
>make bets on how good they taste
>you've had enough of their shit
>throw your balls at them
>one ambushes you from behind
>"ufufufu, silly. we're talking about these ones" as she extends her hand to your scrotum, cupping your exposed balls
>unbeknownst to you, they managed to remove your pants earlier without you realizing it

>>22542787
I want to shove an alp when she calls me gay for creampieing her tight, slutty pussy.
I want to shove my dick in her mouth when she won't stop bullying me for it to teach her a lesson. Can't talk shit when you've got a mouthful of dick.

>>22363511
>Spending years denying him your love
>Watching your favorite sportsball team together in the man cave
>Your sportsball team wins the championship
>Out of sheer joy and excitement you accidentally hug and kiss him
>Start stammering around nervously trying to explain yourself
>Eventually confess your love after all these years for him
>Alp is super smug as shit
>Passionate lovemaking ensues as your sportsball team is handed the trophy in the background on TV

>>21814275
I wanna fuck an alp just for the experience. But I don't want to marry one.