/jp/ - Otaku Culture

fuck you.

For the hell of it, heres the series and shit I already own...

Excel Saga
Fruits Basket
Gravitation
Strawberry Eggs
Elfen Lied
Gunsmith Cats
Golden Boy
Dirty Pair Flash
Pretty much every Studio Ghibli film.
Hand Maid May
Geobreeders
Variable Geo
Rurouni Kenshin (Also Samurai X as well)
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

I used to have more on VHS, but it got swiped. Yes, I've seen all of Evangelion.

>>4128797

I either believe in or accomplish ten impossible things before breakfast. What you are describing is peanuts to me.

Personally, I don't see why we have to act like retarded Asspie fags over CANON VS. FANON.

Why not have everything operating within the same sphere?

Perhaps Sakuya REALLY does have breasts, but she pads them out to look more like Eirin.

Perhaps Cirno isn't dumb as a brick, but she's not very good at riddles.

Perhaps Reimu only goes into FIRST STAGE BATTLEMODO and goes on GENOCIDAL RAMPAGES when someone pisses her off - the rest of the time she's a kind, sweet shrine maiden like ZUN envisioned.

Perhaps Yuuka really is a gentle, pleasant lady when she's not eviscerating people for walking in her flower field.

The only reason I get bent out of shape over it is because I don't want people trolling each other into the stratosphere over something I wrote/drew/programmed. I soon realized that doujin artists give the finger to Canon on a regular basis, so it's inconsequential, and no longer a major concern of mine.

>>3829922

I watch over the board. Your inconsistencies, your hypocrisies, your lies, your incompetence...they all fall under my gaze. You cannot hide. Cry all you want.

And to make things easier on my end, I have my own personal archive that operates independently of easyfaggotry.

>>3830067

Ahhhh. But -which- Arc are you addressing? There are several of me.

I see DEATH.

Death, aye, and the cold bones that lie in the darkness of the grave. Death brought this. Death made this. Death shall bring it down.

Black Barrel is nothing more than a regular DESERT EAGLE .50 gas-operated pistol.

I know this because Desert Eagles are the most powerful handguns in the history of mankind, the Earth, and the Universe itself. The Big Bang?

That was the first ever Desert Eagle being test-fired by its makers.
Desert Eagles can kill Servants, Types, and True Ancestors equally. It is impossible to survive being shot by a Desert Eagle.

Otakus are like the Furries of Japan.

You know how over here in America, we make fun of them and consider them to be a lower form of life, even though foreigners admire them?

It's like that.

Fucking furries.

>>3542966

But you always ignore me when I say hi to you. I didn't want to risk it.

Anyway, hi.

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I will murder a man in cold blood for lobster. Amongst the creatures of the deep it is my favorite. God, my mouth's already watering. Fuck.

Craving for lobster now. Fiending for it, even.

>>3482463

The bible also infers that we should all smoke weed, as it is a plant that the Abrahamic God gave to us for our own use.

However, many Christians are against the use of cannabis.

Hmmm...

>>3464378

Ah, I absolutely love it when Anon is so butthurt that he must use my own material against me.

Imitation truly is the sincerest form of flattery.

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>>3445257

It amuses me slightly that /jp/ claims to like good girls, but one of their favorite characters in the Touhou Project happens to be a mean-spirited, lascivious, murderous lady of nature.

In before YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED ARC.

Did you know that Harry Potter and Shiki Tohno are the SAME PERSON?

Except in Tsukihime, Ron[Arihiko] doesn't do anything worthwhile, and Hermione[Satsuki] becomes a vampire.

Fap > Sex

So, what would Twilight be called if the vampire was a blond-haired girl and the guy was a timid high school student?

If Arc regenerated her hymen after having intercourse, would that technically make her a virgin for eternity no matter how many times Shiki does her?

>>2828819

>Roleplay Umineko

I would journey just to see the nerdgasm unfold, as all the hardcore /jp/ Anons who claim to hate roleplaying with a vengeance suddenly get to indulge in their secret pleasures.

So /jp/, I just finished the last of the Tsukihime routes. Should I play this 'Kagetsu Tohya'?

I was just thinking /jp/, were the characters of Roa and Chaos even necessary in Tsukihime? Chaos is just plain filler for the Arc/Ciel route, and although Roa serves the purpose of turning SHIKI into a vampire, couldn't that just have been explained by the fact that the Tohno blood is demonic or whatever.

Having generic bad eyes who are always bad whatever route you take is a little silly I think.

*golf clap*

The mothers of Gensokyo are suspicious of this strangely youthful teacher, but their men can see nothing wrong with her.

Ah, the LOIC is working, then.

/jp/, I started Tsukihime the other day, just did the Arc rape scene in the alley.

I kept telling myself 'you should think this is bad', but I felt nothing.

Is something wrong with me?

Edward becomes a blond-haired ditsy vampire princess.
Bella becomes a timid high school boy.