/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm thinking of buying a sybian, does anyone on /jp/ have any experience with this? Can you reliably sit on it cowgirl-style without crushing your balls, but still maintain a good angle for fapping?

This is a fairly expensive purchase so I want to make sure all of my bases are covered. Thanks in advance.

Have you ever taken a dump in a sock (or scooped some of your shit into a sock) and then smacked someone across the face with it, so that the shit leaks through the pores of the sock a bit and it leaves a skid mark on their face?