/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20090657
Go to Druella and introduce myself. Ask for her help in getting a Jinko waifu. She giggles and tells me to wait. A few minutes latter she is back. She looks kind of nervous.
>"Sorry! Sorry! I had to do it!"
>In comes a 7ft chiseled in muscles demon carrying a naginata
>"Im sorry, I know you wanted a Jinko, but when I saw your tastes I just had to introduce you to each other. Well, I will leave you two alone."
>I get up, protest demanding my Jinko and rush after her, but suddenly a strong grip pulls me back in the chair.
>She slams a bodyguard contract in the table.
>"Sign it!"
>She demands in a firm Russian accent
>"Bodyguard contract?"
>"Da! I will protect you way better than weak big kitty."
>She says as she press her abs against my face.

>Sign this bodyguard contract.