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>be Anon
>battle your way thru the maze of caverns to the Dragon's lair
>avoid the snares and traps
>avoid the lewd advances of the Dragons skeleton servants
>dont fall for opening the innocent seeming loot-Chests or Jars
>finally get to the Dragon on her bed of gold
>"fear not my love, for I have come to make you my waifu and take you away from here!"
>Dragon, "oh finally! but why would I want to leave here?"
>Anon, "hush, mere lizard, I'm talking to my gilded waifu, and could you move your weight off her, please?"
>the Dragon is shocked and embarrassed and even starts to move
>she looks at the CreepingCoin rising out of the horde
>she's glowing and glinting with joy
>"oh no you're not. You can't leave me to sleep on the cold floor... alone...please... we had a deal."
>And so Anon got his new Waifu, and their house got a central heating system that lives in their basement and grumbles about the noisy bedsprings overhead every night