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>>3071675
Why is Ran so damn hot?

ZUN caves in and allows for the production of a Touhou anime. It's decided that it will be a 13-episode mashup of random stories unrelated to one another. ZUN decides that one of the episodes will be written by a fan and a lucky winner is picked out of a pool of entries. The winner is you!

What is your episode about? What characters are in the episode and what crazy antics ensue? Would your episode teach a life lesson?

I would write and episode about Ran secretly getting a job as a stripper to fulfill her nakedness fetish, and to make extra money to buy Chen something nice. She tries to keep it a secret, but eventually Yukari finds out where her shikigami has been going, and sexy wackiness ensues.

i dont know how she would wear a fundoshi with all those tails in the way

or panties for that matter

Screw Maikaze's OMG WHO STOLE ALL THE TEA storyline.

We need a comedy OVA about the Yakumos solving crimes with lots of parodies and fast-flying dirty jokes.