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You remembered to pay proper worship to the Dark Sun right anon?

>Go out during a bloodmoon
>Supposed to be the night where monsters are the horniest
>Don’t get raped
>Don’t get accosted
>Don’t even get asked for my number
>All because no monster shows up my neck of the woods
This is fucking bullshit, where’s the cute whitehorn begging for me to take her home and stuff her, a wendigo sneaking up on me to get my stretchy “meat”, a cute bat girl from the caves who stayed back while her sisters went out, a vamp-mosquito eager for her first taste of blood, a werewolf breaking away from her pack for some solo hunting, a doppelgänger to trick me into thinking she’s a lost hiker and taking her home, or a yeti wondering what I’m doing out on such a cold night eager to warm me up

Oh no her !! Is upside down