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NEET Merchandise General

What NEET lifestyle merchandise have my NEET bros bought lately?

I went to the grocery store late at night and restocked on Dr Pepper so now I'm good to go for awhile

(Anyone buying some of those awesome patches haha)

I literally live in a garbage can. NEET5LIFE.

How are you spending your day /jp/? Let's have a thread for NEET people

>god tier ona faps any time I want
>year away from graduating then a year post-grad that will get me a license that qualifies me for a $45k starting job that I will love
>no debt (except a student loan for the post-grad program)
>eat, drink, smoke what I want
>disregard females, acquire currency
>4boards for social outlet

life is breddy gud

>>10400662
i dont want to die please dont be mean to me cause being mean to others is only being mean to yourself and that isnt nice you know

>>10372155
Well, he took his break because of burnout syndrome right after the AB. I think he had problems writing the story for it, so that's why it ended up being mediocre title.

NEET Lifestyle Thread

The other thread is on the way out so lets go for another round: what is everyone doing to keep busy today?

I'm working on my flexibility, hopefully I'll be able to sit cutely as well.

Official NEET lifestyle thread

"not in education, employment, or training"

winter is the best season

why do people make such a big deal about jews dying in WW2, there are still hundreds of millions of them left
think about all the nazis who died, they went extinct

That guy looks very comfy, I wish I could be that comfywumfy

truNEET 4 lyfe

we monk now

Happiest moment of my life.

My mom understands that I'm crazy and she says that she will let me live with her for as long as she's alive, if she were to die then I get several hundred thousand dollars in life insurance, and I get my bux every month.

Feeling so secure is amazing. All I ever wanted to do was be able to stay at my computer and absorb all of the knowledge and fun that the internet has to offer and I can actually do that now without losing the majority of my life to work.

Is anyone else starting to feel scared to post on /jp/?

Every thread seems to get deleted. I feel like I'm juggling to refresh tabs just so I can see the last posts before the janitor deletes the thread. I can't handle this stress. It's too much.

What if a thread was deleted in the time it took me to make this post? I won't be able to see it. It's gone and I was too late. This is too much pressure. I can't take it easy like this.

>>9269418
can't tell ya

What are your plans for today, /jp/?

I hope that you accomplish all of your goals. Do your best today!

My happiest days were when I was weight lifting and meditating every day.

I'm not even sure why I stopped. I think I got distracted by a 3DPD that attempted to seduce me over the internet. That fell through and I just never started it up again.

Time to get back on my regimen, /jp/. Gonna get swole and spiritually fit again.

I don't like the idea of a job. It's a trap and I don't want to fall into it.

They ask me to sacrifice the majority of my life in exchange for money, but I won't have any time to use this money because I'll be working so much.

Let's break it down real quick. Assume that it takes you one hour to get dressed, cleaned up, and drive to work and it takes you one hour to get back home, so that's two hours of travel time. Now you work eight hours and come home and you're exhausted so you go to sleep for at least eight hours, this is eighteen hours spent not having fun. This leaves me with SIX hours each day for free time. What the fuck? You're asking me to sacrifice 75% of my life. That is insanity.

My goal is self-employment. I've been getting into indie game development lately and I hope that I can make enough shitty games to afford me a modest lifestyle. Maybe a studio apartment, a car, and money for necessary expenses.

Can we please have another sleepy time thread, /jp/?

I need to go sleep soon, but I've run out of relaxing things to add to my ipod and it's hard to get to sleep. What do you listen to when you go to sleep?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXQx6ZXEgDc

This is one of my favorites.

/jp/ is my friend. My best friend.

>>8835424
I'm more of a parasite than a plant. You're really clueless after all.

>>8765498
Nah they've just been shut in their dark rooms and bleached by computer screens so long they turn white. Similar to white asparagus.