/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46420141
flawed logic, no?
most transient tourist types don't have the brainpower and/or autism or even the the motivation to generate the kind of lasting memery and in-jokes that only a regular sir is capable of

oh, and one more thing:
tell us about these clandestine girls of yours RIGHT fkn NOW or there will be consequences. and as we all know by now, consequences will never be the same...

>>46219801
I'd be right happy to

>>46211636
I wasn't asking.

>>46043135
tell us who she is immediately, sir. what the village ends up doing about her isn't for you to worry about.

>>45480219
prove it.

>>44849706
yes. next time, remember to begin all queries with
>"sirs, I do have a query..."

Sirs! Please consider the following scenario.

(You) are forced at gunpoint to get tattoos of two (2) JAV studios' logos on your wrists (i.e one on each). Which logos would you choose? Bonus points if you can post them and also explain your decision.

Note: this may not necessarily or at least exclusively entail your favourite studios as other considerations might also be personally relevant to you, whether that's aesthetics, sentimental value, ease of concealment, subtlety, etc

>>44431961
Interesting... here's the full version of the reaction image. Anyhow, hope that clarifies it for you. You can just search "Julia rebd" to see what I mean; like I said, she's done a bunch with that studio so Im not sure exactly which one it is. Maybe a more dedicated Juliasir can help you out

>>44431969
Sir, chakuero is clothed (non-nude)
Rebecca's gravure/ IVs usually offer a mix of both nude (nipples and pubic hair showing) and non-nude

>>43916545
I just assume that every girl in JAV is 3-5 years older than they say they are.

>>43545165
As you can see, I think most sirs aren't so delusional as to actually wish for this beyond harmless pornographic fantasy.

An interesting reframing of your question might be:

>Gun to your head (i.e. if forced to make the choice), which JAV actress would you choose to marry?

>>43525048
post the uncropped version you monster!

>>43525065
one of my favourite pictures of her desu (desu)

>>43474493
You've sealed your own fate. We never gatekeep and always try to help newfrens but this is too grave an offence to ignore.

>>43207443
>homely
Please state your nationality, sir.

>>43193611
peddle your sin elsewhere, Dr Kim......
or else.

>>42670416
It's common /jav/ etiquette to share what it was if you managed to find it, sir

>>42471757
state nationality

>>42454063
>Fake
>He hasn't been aggressively investing in Madonna Dollars.
NGMI

if (You) were forced at gunpoint to become a namefag and choose a handle in order to participate on /jav/, what would it be?

>>42375062
>wannabe comedian
Take that back, sir. I'm the funniest person I know

>>41806445
>homely
state your nationality immediately, sir

>>41801080
she's enthusiasm and performances are SSS-tier but her catalog isn't as crazy and/or nasty as those mentioned

As a neutral third (fourth?) party, this is my assessment:
>Remuposters
Funny pictures and webms featuring the infamous Angle, depictions range from incomprehensible smartness to total retardation and disability. haughty ice princess vibe, awkward golf cart dance, rather self-important and belittling of other tastes, mean to hag enjoyers for some reason

>Suzuposters
Mainstream appeal, stealthy and unexpected OP acquisition, OPs attract many newfrens, various gun-toting images for more threatening /jav/posting, references to crying, rape, and bunghole consumption. uncensored leaks. haughty ice princess vibe as well but also a more classical notion of beauty overall

>Minamoposters
Highlight endearing goofy dorky demeanour, don't take themselves or their JAVfu too seriously, very unique munchkin but not necessarily loli phenotype, frequent semi-serious quasi-shitpost essays. relaxed and comfy, good taste in jazz (Chet Baker, etc)


i've got nothing against any of them and the actresses themselves all have their own strengths and weaknesses BUT I'd still much rather watch Akarin, Mina, Riho, and Nao when I'm in the mood for someone in their early to mid 20s (yes I'm a hagchad)

>>40758287
Akari Mitani and yes she has many codes

>>39096867
delete this