/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A couple weeks ago I was in a class debate. I was supposed to be defending this guy that raped some lolis and while we were debating the girl on the other side said something along the lines of "All pedos were raped as children and that's why they do it." and then I said "I wasn't" and everyone got real quiet. It was the most awkward moment in my entire life.

What's the most humiliating /jp/ related thing that's ever happened to you?

Rule 1: Take it easy - We don't care about how inuyashasgirlfriend1997 made the most retarded weeaboo video in youtube and you "raged" for 26 minutes to it while killing your cat with your keyboard in the process. Or how some kid in Gaia plays Touhou and FS/N. We just take it easy, since we know the cause of most of these things are kids acting like kids (and if they aren't kids, we know they are just retards). This also means we don't want stupid drama.

Rule 2: Don't respond to trolls - If some guy posted something really stupid and provocative that made you angry and you want to kill him, don't respond to him. Don't even bother to tell him off while using sage; it's most likely a troll that just wants some replies. In /jp/, troll threads tend to be really easy to spot, so there's really no excuse for this. If too many people get baited, it will end up in a stupid 200 post long drama thread nobody wants to see in the first page.

Rule 3: Don't use smilies - Smilies aren't accepted in /jp/, please refrain from using them. We are all heartless bastards who don't want to see what kind of faces you make IRL while posting (This also applies to reaction images, if you want to post them so badly go to /a/ or /v/) Exceptions: ;_; (Life-like texture ;_;), 2ch smilies and ransmirk.jpg

Rule 4: Keep your memes in your board - We aren't meme fans, try to keep your memes in /b/. However, as every board in 4chan, we have our own memes too (even if we don't spam them all the time like in /b/). the most common ones are: The Pleasure of Being Cummed Inside (/lounge/ forced meme, became the generic response to every translation request), Japanese Bird Cooking pasta (forced meme that became popular), Hoopdog/Awesomedog (HOLY SHIT A DOG JUMPING 8 HOOPS ON FLAMES)

i remember the night i had sex with len

the lights were dark

she walked in like normal but she was naked.

"you are hot" i said

"thank you" she told me back

she leanded over and my penis was hard and i stuck it in here like a fork.

"uuuuuuhhhhh" she said

i move it in and out really quick and she likes it

a whole lot.

and then a skeleton pops out.

i remember the night i had sex with len

the lights were dark

she walked in like normal but she was naked.

"you are hot" i said

"thank you" she told me back

she leanded over and my penis was hard and i stuck it in here like a fork.

"uuuuuuhhhhh" she said

i move it in and out really quick and she likes it

a whole lot.

and then a skeleton pops out.