/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It always saddens me that these threads only wish Anonymous a nice day.

Gilgamesh waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were mongrels in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Kotomine were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Gilgamesh was the king of the world for fourteen-thousand years. When he was young he watched the mongrels and he said to dad "I want to kill the mongrels daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY MONGRELS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Kotomine Church of Fuyuki he knew there were mongrels.
"This is Saber" the radio crackered. "You must fight the mongrels!"
So Gilgamesh gotted his Ea and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the mongrels
"I will shoot at him" said Shirou and he fired his magic circuit. Gilgamesh Enuma Elished at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the mongrels!" he shouted
Then Saber said "No, Gilgamesh. You are the mongrels"
And then Gilgamesh was a mongrel.

Mongrels! After leaving /a/'s faggotry for bastardizing my name with engrish, I have returned to /jp/!

Let the festivities commence!

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>>1488612

;_;

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>>1224626
Ah fuck, not this again!

What.. happened... this thread of my glorious return...

WHAT DID YOU MONGRELS TURN IT INTO!?

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