/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15360046

>You ask Youmu to marry you and she says NO!

I beg to differ.

>>14153611
There's nothing lewd about it! Youmu is not lewd!

>>12112734
Yes, I'll leave it to her to take ovulation-inducing medication everyday!

Youmu may have a gun, but she defnitely doesn't have a "no" pillow.

>>11741921

that's probably more accurate

She wants the D

>>10728589
I like the way you think, sir.

making children with youmu

>>10301837
a sexagesimal approximation of pi

FAQ:
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>"What is 'Youmoerape'?"
Stories about Youmu trying to rape Anon, who's the only human stranded in Gensokyo.
Youmu has zero self-control or sense of decency, while at the same time being all socially awkward and shy. This usually leads other touhous to not believe Anon when he needs help against her schemes.
There are several variations of Youmuerape:
-Youmu tries to get into Anon's pants but fails miserably every time.
-Youmu employs the help of her friends (who think she wants a relationship and she's just being cute and insecure) but still fails.
-Youmu tries to guess Anon's secret sexual fetish by demonstrating it in front of him, only to hear "this is not my fetish" every time.

There is one exception: You may only let Youmu succeed if you write at least one 2-threads-long epic 6-part story, like a based god Anon once did. But remember, the goal is usually to let her fail.

FAQ:
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>"What is 'Youmoerape'?"
Stories about Youmu trying to rape Anon, who's the only human stranded in Gensokyo.
Youmu has zero self-control or sense of decency, while at the same time being all socially awkward and shy. This usually leads other touhous to not believe Anon when he needs help against her schemes.
There are several variations of Youmuerape:
-Youmu tries to get into Anon's pants but fails miserably every time.
-Youmu employs the help of her friends (who think she wants a relationship and she's just being cute and insecure) but still fails.
-Youmu tries to guess Anon's secret sexual fetish by demonstrating it in front of him, only to hear "this is not my fetish" every time.

There is one exception: You may only let Youmu succeed if you write at least one 2-threads-long epic 6-part story, like a based god Anon once did. But remember, the goal is usually to let her fail.

FAQ:
----------------------------------------------------------------
>"What is 'Youmoerape'?"
Stories about Youmu trying to rape Anon, who's the only human stranded in Gensokyo.
Youmu has zero self-control or sense of decency, while at the same time being all socially awkward and shy. This usually leads other ponies to not believe Anon when he needs help against her schemes.
There are several variations of Youmuerape:
-Youmu tries to get into Anon's pants but fails miserably every time.
-Youmu employs the help of her friends (who think she wants a relationship and she's just being cute and insecure) but still fails.
-Youmu tries to guess Anon's secret sexual fetish by demonstrating it in front of him, only to hear "this is not my fetish" every time.

There is one exception: You may only let Youmu succeed if you write at least one 2-threads-long epic 6-part story, like a based god Anon once did. But remember, the goal is usually to let her fail.

>>9840768
Agreed. Especially no cutting.

When a girl wants you to fuck her, you stop whatever you're doing and FUCK HER!

>>9135516

I know another thing she can do.

Youmu wants you to sleep with her. Will you?

Would you? She's been building up the courage to do this for weeks.

Oh shit, it really is. Good night, /jp/.