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I just did pic related but I had a bit of trouble.

My dick is just under 6"~ but it is very weird compared to what I've seen in porn. Like it starts off going upwards instead of outwards then it curves around so I can see the urethra completely when erect.

Doing this on my desk was hard because of the curvature of my dick. It didn't go in very far and kept slipping out. It might of been alright if I propped it up at a 60°~ angle.

I did it on my bed where I hugged it and stuck my butt out and curved my back so I was like a shovel scooping it out. It felt very very nice. To nice actually, compared to when I read eromanga and use my onahole while in my chair. I'e spent hours downloading porn. I hope it wasn't a waste.

So my question is, for someone with a curved dick, what are hips like?
I just looked at some hip products and I think anal might be nice while standing and having this on my desk:
http://otonajp.com/ikappara-girl/

But this will be very bad, I'll probably snap my cock or I'll puncture the material
http://otonajp.com/loli-kupa-hip/

>>14516852
For those without bras. Might as well post.