/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Babies and young children have a suck reflex.

It's in their nature to suck on anything placed in their mouth.

occupation/major/neet:
age:
ever been in a relationship:

>>1991577
It's copypasta, I know this because I wrote it.

Japanese girl sucking finger

>>1699318
I've got a class at 8:00 tomorrow though.

Religion thread?

You'll never guess what happened to me at Japanese class today /jp/.

I was full of determination and dedication. I was surrounded by funky, sweaty spandex clad fat asses and amped up narutards overdosed on pocky and yet I remained composed. I was focused; I had tunnel vision and the only thing I could see is me becoming PERFECTLY JAPANESE NUBIAN SEXUAL CHOCOLATE. I, not unlike an asian man, began writing in japanese and performed 2 hours on an exercise completing almost all of it. I was in a state of euphoria and slight delirium. Determined to FINISH FIRST, I decided to push myself a bit more. Initially, everything went smoothly: I was able to do all of the work without any trouble and then IT HAPPENED. The instructor told us to answer a question "Page 43" he said. The question itself wasn't that difficult, but apparently it stimulates one to fart uncontrollably. The minute I got on to this page, I began farting machine gun style. I hoped that no one heard it, but they did. I resisted the urge to bolt from the class, but I think it's safe to say that I won't be seen in Japansese class anytime soon.

Pic unrelated but that would have been MUCH BETTER THAN farting.

I think I'm in deep shit guys,

Today I was on my computer posting on /jp/, as usual, and someone posted some promotions. It was a couple lolis in the snow, maybe some of you saw it. I opened that picture in another tab on firefox and forgot about, went back to posting on /jp/. Not long after my roommate walks in the door. Now usually my second tab will be some random article on wikipedia, but today it was a naked loli (thanks a lot Anon). My first reaction to hearing the door open is to close my /jp/ tab. It was then that my roommate walked in and saw my screen, my screen being 27" it was hard not to see. He pretty much yelled 'WHAT THE FUCK', I powered off my monitor and ran out, and not 5 minutes later I'm back and he's nowhere to be found.

Here's my question: How bad did I just fuck up? On a scale to 1-10.

>>1231381
Yay! I like playing with grown ups!

/jp/, maybe you can help me out.

I'm going to babysit some lolis soon and I need some advice. What do they like to do? What should I talk to them about? I also want to bring them presents or candy, what should I buy them?