/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Can you imagine how sad it must be to have your hymen break when you fall off your bike or do jumping jacks or whatever? Imagine not even noticing it's torn until you go to change your underwear and see all the blood and gore. You really never know what you have until it's gone.

How I've pissed throughout my lifetime:

Years 0-1 - probably pissed in a diaper or some shit, don't really remember.

Years 1-22 - Pissed in the toilet, standing up. If I was already taking a dump, I'd just take my piss sitting down between turds.

Years 22-23.5 - Hey if I piss sitting down, I can read for a little bit before I have to leave the bathroom. Commence pissing sitting down 100% of the time.

Years 23.5-24.5 - Piss in bottles in my room. Stand up bent-over forwards a bit so I can aim my dick straight down into the bottle and minimize spillage.

Years 24.5-present - Aim has become fairly remarkable, progress to pissing while sitting down in my computer chair. I dribble a bit every now and then but hey who doesn't.

How about you, /jp/?

>>7183445
yayyyy
wait what

>>7030751

...and I admire your dedication to trying to get here, so I've decided...

>>7007674

Marisa is a good girl.