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>>39903986

>>37792735
Every day I get closer to being of comparable age to hags.

>work in an office in MGC, there's a chesh who keeps messing around, hiding her ass in my desk and such
>get fed up of cheshire's pranks
>hatch a plan to get her back
>ask her out on a date, she smugly agrees
>while walking in in public, laugh at her and call her a fat smelly cat who's going to be single her whole life because all her jokes are awful and no one can stand being around her
>she cries
haha, dumb girl

>>36238431
>chesh is for smiles only

sad clown paradox. chesh is lonely and in dire need of love

There's pain behind all those teasing smiles and pizzabox butts

Cheshire cats are not funny. Redditors, all of them.
I'd rather watch the Big Bang Theory than talk to a Chesh.
>hurr hurr I put my ass where anon is looking
Get some new material, dumb memecat.
Every time a Cheshire appears, I call her cringe.
Go away, Cheshire.

>>35240314
>what did he mean by this

>>35061194
going to tell her I don't like her and I wish she'd just leave me alone

>>34829381
It still feels surreal.
Keep struggling, anons.

>>34654278
Right in the feels.

>anon said he was fed up of cheshires
>said that if he saw one more cheshire ass he was going to move
>she didnt think he meant it

>anon moved away after saying he never wanted to see a cheshire ass ever again

What other kind of tragedy films are there for mamono?

>>34488469
No matter where you go you can't escape a Cheshire. Not that it wouldn't unsmug her and hurt her if you did it though.

>>34451771
>Tfw no cheshire to give you a mean handy

>but doctor I am pagliacci

>>27135939
>1 - There are some lands with monsters untouched by the current DL's mana
This means there are humans and monster girls that are likely to get killed and brutally raped (not in the fun MGE way) by them.
>2 - Many monster girls die alone because many humans think they're evil and want to kill them, and monster girls are under the impression that they're hideou
>3 - There are monster girls that likely die in battle against the Order and vice versa despite all attempts by monster girls to avoid killing and avoid conflict
>4 - Some monster girls probably end up with men that mentally and physically abuse them
>5 - MGE isn't real, and we'll never have our waifus that we can pamper and love with all our hearts. Our waifus will never be real and will never love us unconditionally

>>24394569
Thanks for reminding me, anon...

>>21577252
>YWN experience your monster waifu

I spend hours everyday laying in bed, cuddled up with my body pillow, pretending it's a monster girl waifu, and that we're married. It's sad, but it's also comforting. When I'm alone during the day, I also think out conversations with myself as if I'm talking to my waifu as I do things, and that we're doing them together.

Anyone else so similar things?

Had first MG dream in ages last night
>Went to a house where 3 cheshire cat sisters were living
>The house was small and more along the size of a trailer
>They were getting ready for dates
>I was going to go on a date with the middle sister
>I got to brush her hair
>Her beautiful, silky smooth hair
I don't even care about hair styles and types, but goddamn I can't get that perfect hair out of my head. So fucking beautiful, shiny, and soft. She smiled softly as I combed the sides and bangs. God that smile. She was happy. I was happy. And now I'm sad I'm not with with her right now. If only I could run my fingers through her hair one more time. If only I could see that smile one more time. Why did I have to wake up.

>>18770366
>Tfw there are probably dozens if not hundreds of MGE pics that completely unknown to us

>>17583759
>married for 1000 years to NEET waifu
>spend that time shitposting 4chan or something equivalent
>everyone is a newfag to you
>the two of you have a massive repository of memes over the millennia
>get bombarded with feels you didn't know you had when no one understands any of your 1000 year old memes
>fucking newfags don't even know what you mean by 'feels'
>fucking newfags don't even know what a newfag is

>>16929209
>be cheshire cat
>very caring and kind but also a bit sensitive
>a bit horny too, but that's true with all monster girls
>always had a hard time trying to get a guy in her world
>there just aren't any available anymore
>portals finally to the human world open up
>hear of a particular group of guys online who love monster girls
>"oh boy! there are humans that actually like monster girls here?"
>"I can't wait to meet these sweet and tolerant individuals"
>"I'm so lucky. this is the best day of my life. I'll finally get a loving husband"
>quickly learn how to use a computer
>the keys are a bit small, but you manage by typing slowly with your claws
>visit the website where all these sweet men are
>don't understand the layout of the website too much, but you know this is it
>the thread is discussing anubises/anubi at the time
>you always wanted to go to the old desert ruins, seems like it'd be a nice vacation spot
>no mention on cheshire cats or even wonderland in the thread
>decide to make a post, telling everyone who you are and that it's so wonderful to meet them
>you make sure to include a recent picture of yourself
>anons quickly spam faggot cat memes in reply
>not sure what memes are but the replies are hurtful
>anons end up bringing you to tears, how could people be so mean? you were nice and polite
>you regret being born as a cheshire cat, but you can't change what you are
>the little hope you did have of finding a husband is completely shattered
>you cry and drink yourself to sleep that night wishing this was just some horrible nightmare
>you even hope you don't wake up tomorrow

>>14986430
Tired monster girls