/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Innit bruv

I'm a 27 year old American Chav (White nigger to you cunts). I draw graffiti on the walls of my council estate, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior chav games. (Stealing cars, Knifing people, Getting pissed)

I train with my switch blade every day, this superior weapon can knife a fag good because it's bangin'. I earned my switch blade license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak British fluently, both Londoner and the Manchester dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their doleite code, which I follow 100%

When I get my British visa, I am moving to London to attend a prestigious council estate to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a professional graffit artist or a drug dealer!

I own several tracksuits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Britain, so I can fit in easier. I knife my elders and steal their wallets and speak British as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

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