/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32523866
Well, if you insist anon.

I WANNA PUT A BABY IN THIS CORPSE

>>32499978
I'm so proud of her, it must be much more difficult for a zombie to make sure her baby doesn't fall out of her rotting womb.

>>31774530
This is my submission do you like it?

>>31474419
Won't someone think of the baby?

>>30833156
Instant noodles and love (read cervical mucus)

>>30547240
Trust me...there are consequences to that.

>>30527432
Sorta like this

Thread seems comfy right now so I gotta post this

Zomrades, explain this. Now.

>>30461822
Can this bird get even more based?
>Collabs out the ass while the rest are locked because lolnihongojouzu
>Doesn't give three shits about anything and does what she wants
>Lives rent-free in most people's head

>>30459484
Yes.

After much deliberation I've decided that the zombie is very good and I love her, I'm going to marry her. I will become the leader of Holostars EN and bring her to the US where I will get her a green card and we will perform Bob Fosse and Gwen Verdon dance routines and kiss under a flickering streetlamp in the rain while confessing that for years we've been fantasizing about being together. She'll grab onto my chest and say "I'm just cold right now." and I'll make a joke by starting to recite a standard wedding vows speech but she'll join in and about halfway through we'll be earnestly saying our vows to eachother. This will culminate in the Zoombie saying "I do" and I'll awkwardly hug her really right and say "I do too." The scene will end with a highly chroeographed dance routine set to the song Cut To The Feeling by Carly Rae Jepsen. Multiple background dancers on bicycles with light up wheels and calculated rain with strobe lights to freeze the droplets midair will be involved. The final move will be Ollie jumping into my arms from a death spiral position and we'll kiss as the stage lights go down. The stagehands will try to separate us behind the curtain during a set change but we'll be so in love that our lips will be locked for at least a few minutes, this will force the crew to call a brief intermission and begin thanking supachats while they prepare the next setpieces and give us our time together.

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pregnant indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...rotting flesh I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent cervical mucus yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....amniotic fluid.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

WANGYWANGYWANGYAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEIEIIIIIEEEEEEIHAHHW

Oh yes...very good!....round and tight....hmmmmm...is that a drop of blood I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes.... a delectable stitch or two....ah yes....let me guess...cummy for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....spoiled breastmilk......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....a little extra progesterone perhaps? Some hot sauce in the system?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEAEEEEEEEEE WKWKWKWKWK

Oh I was not expecting that…that little spurt my dear ollie….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste rub your belly darling…just one small caress…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….the smoothness of the mold….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….your delicate scabbed body, your pale dead skin…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pregnant you've been yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>30395711
I LOVE OLLIE SO MUCH!

>>30393559
Oh that's the tame one

How does this make you feel, /hlgg/?

>>30351128
You want this?

Did some digging into Ollie...found this...probably best I didn't know.

I did some digging and found out Ollie had a kid. Had.

Reminder that zombie confirmed herself pregnant in her debut stream

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She's so fucking perfect bros... I just wanna rip her head off and give myself a reverse blowjob