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Imagine a poor zombie going after the man she had eyes for, but every time he sees her, her unsightly green skin and stitches and the smell of a grave that follows her always makes him freak out and lose his composure every time so he always flees from her and she can't keep up. She can only slowly shamble after him while moaning, and it's frustrating for her because her moans can't relay her thoughts.
>"Noooo, wait! Come back! I just wanted to see you... I don't eat flesh...."
So now he's so paranoid he boarded up his home and she can't enter. Every time she manages to get close enough to him, he shoves her off and runs away screaming again. She just can't seem to have any luck getting him to calm down... which leads her to think she's ugly, and feel unwanted. She becomes the saddest Zombie of all.

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>>45703973
just the way I like em

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>>45319149
This is now officially a zombie general.

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Just throw me in the middle of Raccoon City and forget about me

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>>43077112
I want to do the same to a zombie and see how long it takes her to react

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>>42842819
I've been told that being smothered to death by zombutt and getting raised as an undead incubus is standard procedure for lich doctors. When the portals open, I am immediately moving to the undead kingdom.

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Ded

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>>42716980
I prefer a zombie since I prefer more palpable meat rather than ethereal

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>>42624912
Time to change my health care provider.

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Guys I need help! I tried to train my zombie to sit in my lap because I thought it be cute, but it massively backfired. Her butt was so soft I instantly got a boner and now when I sit down she sits on me and grinds into my lap until I'm forced to have sex with her. I've tried to just stay standing but she learned she can just rub her ass against me and I'll still get hard. Please it's been 14 times just today. How do I break free of my slavery to the zombutt?

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