/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19575335
well, I straight up miss typed a lot of it.

I'll green text it as I don't like to get personal

>raised by single mother
>kicked out at 15
>live with sister for a year
>kicks me out because I refused to get a job despite me being at college at the time
>move in with a friend
>get kicked out because my friends' mother was literally out of her mind crazy and had an episode and was convinced that I was stealing from her
>move into best friends girlfriends house
yep that really happened and I had only known her for 3 weeks
>she says I have to move out soon
>litrually one day after I left I get word back from the housing association and they say they have a hostel for me
a hostel is basically a nice word for a homeless shelter
>live there for 2 years
>only aspiration is to get the internet so I could play video games.
>get placed in a house after 2 years of waiting and decide it's finally time to go to uni.

I've been renting this house for 4 years now, I've had two elder siblings come to live with me, one of my younger sisters, my cousin twice and even my little sister boyfriend who was a cool as fuck dude lives in my spare room.
honestly, I haven't had a girlfriend in 4 years and haven't gotten laid in 2 so, I'm by no means a success story and I'm not just saying that to be humble, I just don't want to miss lead you.

the reason I want to move to Japan is that I've always liked it, more from a historical perspective as my introduction to Japan was though shogun total war. I never thought to learn Japanese or move there because people always told me they were xenophobic and that Japanese was the hardest language ever. both of those were false as hell.
people told me that Japanese women would never date anyone but a white guy or another Asian but that again turned out to be false.

if you were to ask me right now if I could have any women on the planet other than Nocchi, I'd probably pick Koumi from callme, BUT if you told me I could have any woman on the planet other than Nocchi and Koumi, I'd have yuka.
it's not even debatable that yuka is genuinely a relaxed and intimate person, she rarely talks and the world is all the lesser for it but when she does every word that comes out of her mouth regardless of the topic is informed, charismatic and authoritative, I figured her the type of person who is extraordinarily good with people on a one to one level and when she said it this year I was so glad she knew that about herself, but then again, I think yuka is probably exceptionally self-aware [spioler]okay give me just this one sexist jab[/spoiler] which you can't say for most women, and she's even more self-aware than the vast majority of men I've met too.
yuka is the type of women who knows exactly what she wants and has no illusions about the things she wants in life.
whatever I say about yuka as a performer and regardless of the factors I like about nocchi, tell me I'm going to bump into one member of perfume while they're on a Saturday night out and join them for drinks. the first thought before I start picturing a potential date with nocchi would be. "I hope it's yuka"
not sure if that's everything I like about her but honestly watch out, because of all the members yuka is probably is the most likely to be interested in screwing a black guy

>>19575335
well, I straight up miss typed a lot of it.

I'll green text it as I don't like to get personal

>raised by single mother
>kicked out at 15
>live with sister for a year
>kicks me out because I refused to get a job despite me being at college at the time
>move in with a friend
>get kicked out because my friends' mother was literally out of her mind crazy and had an episode and was convinced that I was stealing from her
>move into best friends girlfriends house
>yep that really happened
>she says I have to move out soon
>litrually one day after I left I get word back from the housing association and they say they have a hostel for me
a hostel is basically a nice word for a homeless shelter
>live there for 2 years
>only aspiration is to get the internet so I could play video games.
>get placed in a house after 2 years of waiting and decide it's finally time to go to uni.

I've been renting this house for 4 years now, I've had two elder siblings come to live with me, one of my younger sisters, my cousin twice and even my little sister boyfriend who was a cool as fuck dude live in my spare room.

honestly, I haven't had a girlfriend in 4 years and haven't gotten laid in 2 so, I'm by no means a success story and I'm not just saying that to be humble, I just don't want to miss lead you.

the reason I want to move to Japan is because I've always liked it, more from a historical perspective as my introduction to Japan was though shogun total war. I never thought to learn Japanese or move there because people always told me they were xenophobic and that Japanese was the hardest language ever. both of those were false as hell.

people told me that Japanese women would never date anyone but a white guy or another Asian but that again turned out to be false.

I don't know man, people are so willing to tell you that you can be anything, you can be a pop star, you can be an astronaut, you can be prime minister but the second you decide to move country they have 1000 reason you shouldn't regardless of the country you pick.

if it's Australia then they're warning you about spiders and snakes

if it's Germany they're warning you how German is to learn and how they're all still secretly racist.

but that is honestly way off topic.

if you were to ask me right now if I could have any women on the planet other than Nocchi, I'd probably pick Koumi from callme, BUT if you told me I could have any woman on the planet other than Nocchi and Koumi, I'd have yuka.

it's not even debatable that yuka is genuinely a relaxed and intimate person, she rarely talks and the world is all the lesser for it but when she does every word that comes out of her mouth regardless of the topic is informed, charismatic and authoritative, I figured her the type of person who is extraordinarily good with people on a one to one level and when she said it this year I was so glad she knew that about herself, but then again, I think yuka is probably exceptionally self-aware [spioler]okay give me just this one sexist jab[/spoiler] which you can't say for most women, and she's even more self-aware than the vast majority of men I've met too.

yuka is the type of women who knows exactly what she wants and has no illusions about the things she wants in life.

whatever I say about yuka as a performer and regardless of the factors I like about nocchi, tell me I'm going to bump into one member of perfume while they're on a Saturday night out and join them for drinks. the first thought before I start picturing a potential date with nocchi would be. "I hope it's yuka"

not sure if that's everything I like about her but honestly watch out, because of all the members yuka is probably is the most likely to be interested in screwing a black guy