/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You can always go to Bernkastel and Bernkastel for premium quality but you'll never find anything quite as cheap as we have it here, at B&B*! We have our very own special new addition in any store or location on and near the water: the Inflatable Casual Dlanor!
No one quite knows who the real Dlanor is, and we don't really care! The world will only recognize her as a hero, a crusader, a protector. She will be your guide, your lover, your solace, your salvation.
No one can find her! No one knows where she lives! All they know is that she is waiting, and in the meantime the real one serves as a beacon to Bernkastel and Bernkastel's finest detectives. Her heart lies somewhere between the North Sea and the Black Sea, in the depths of the Atlantic Ocean, in the waters of the Baltic Sea, or maybe in the heart of the North Sea. She's found wherever there is a body and blood.
In need of confirmation for your red truth? Then take the plunge into the waters of your heart and soul. Because here we don't use the red truth! The Portable Dlanor is always at your side, ready to guide you home.

P.S. The real Dlanor is the only known person with a positive confirmation of a confirmed dead person. She is said to have a good, close relationship with the Luchtplaat Family and to be the inspiration for Bernkastel's premier detectives. She may or may not be affiliated with Bernkastel and Bernkastel's premier detectives.

*B&B stands for Bottler and Bottler, not Battler and Battler or Bernkastel and Bernkastel, we apologize for any confusion caused by this. Any similarities are only coincidental, we have no connections, affiliations or relations with any of the above stated companies. Despite all the accusations we bear absolutely no resemblance to Battler and Battler, and we have issued a lengthy statement in the past to dispel all the rumors, the incident that happened over Battler and Battler is regrettable and in no way, shape or form connected to any of us here.