/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12550437

I fucking hate Tōhō. And all of you as well!

>>10782741
Yesterday Yukari was available for preorder. Went into checkout but decided to wait on it because I had work to do and wanted time to look into credit vs. having paypal link to my account.

Now she's sold out.

FUCK

>>10093130
funny

>>9315987
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!

>>9269384

>>9179437
FUCK babysitting dude
you want to hide the truth?
hide this in your mouth
*whips out cock*

>>9125185
>Determine a specific set of rules for the board.
NO THANK YOU!

oyasumijanai motherfucker
the sun never sets on /jp/

>>8796653
What am I trying to force over canon, exactly? care to point it out, idiot?

You are all so autistic and retarded that couldn't notice the thread was made tongue in cheek? I am starting to read the print works and wanted to have a bit of chit chat about it, but I guess I'll go have it somewhere else. Keep making neet blogging threads and booru imagedumps, until this place becomes 100% redundant. It's not like I'm going to leave or anything, but you're a sad bunch. At this rate we're going to get this board deleted for good.

>>8777106
Aaand you finally pushed it too far.
So you enjoy trolling losers like us, uh? is that what you come here to do on /jp/? you come to laugh at disgusting otaku, right? that's really nice and considerate. As expected of 3D women.

>>8610879
Alone at last in your small apartment, you stand completely naked, hunched over in your bathtub while you vigorously run
your hands over your throbbing shaft. Your body is dripping with sweat and you tend to be messy, so doing it in the
shower only makes sense. You get lost in the sensation but are rudely interrupted as Yukari opens a gap behind you and
jams her finger deeply into your tight anus. Surprised and shaken as you were sure about being alone, you glance over to see her mesmerizing gap and elegant hand stretched out from its maw.

Flustered as you are finally graced with the presence of the mystifying and all powerful Yukari, you try to gain your
composure but fail as pleasure floods over your body. You are lost in the ecstasy of jerking off and the pressure of Yukari's finger deep inside of you. Simulating you in ways once thought impossible, you completely surrender to her

hand, gasping as she presses firmly against your prostate.

In a final climax, pleasure overtakes yor body as you feel the pulsing of an oncoming orgasm. Your body feels molten hot and a jolt of electricity speeds through your spine. It is at that moment that Yukari opens a gap in front of your face and throbbing dick, showing the startled face of your favorite Touhou on the other end. It is too late now and you burst, releasing all of your thick, smelly cum all over the panicked face of the one you hold so dear. You show off your lewdest face to her, overcome with pleasure as your eyes roll back and tongue sticks out. Your embarrassing ahegao is out for her to see. Your image and well being now destroyed in front of your favorite Touhou, the gap closes with you left alone and slumped over in a disgusting mess. With any chance of your favorite Touhou ever loving you or even respecting you now destroyed, Yukari wisps herself away as her haughty and elegant laugh fills the night.

>>8485976
Make a Touhou version of that image or stop using it. It fucking sucks. I'm going to report every single one of your posts containing it, I know you're the same dude.

;_;

Alone at last in your small apartment, you stand completely naked, hunched over in your bathtub while you vigorously jerk off. Your body is dripping with sweat and you tend to be messy, so doing it in the shower only makes sense. You get lost in the sensation but are rudely interrupted as Yukari opens a gap behind you and jams her finger deeply into your tight anus. Surprised and shaken as you were sure about being alone, you glance over to see her mesmerizing gap and elegant hand stretched out from its maw.

Flustered as you are finally at last graced with the presence of the mystifying and all powerful Yukari, you try to gain your composure but fail as pleasure floods over your body. You are lost in the ecstasy of jerking off and the pressure of Yukari's finger deep inside of you. Simulating you in ways once thought impossible, you completely surrender to her, gasping as she presses firmly against your prostate.

In a final climax, pleasure overtakes you as you feel the pulsing of an oncoming orgasm. Your body feels molten hot and a jolt of electricity speeds through your spine. It is at that moment that Yukari opens a gap in front of your face and throbbing dick, showing the startled face of your favorite Touhou on the other end. It is too late now and you bust, releasing all of your thick, smelly cum all over the panicked face of the one you hold so dear. You show off your lewdest face to her, overcome with pleasure as your eyes roll back and tongue sticks out. Your embarrassing ahegao is out for her to see. Your image and well being now destroyed in front of your favorite Touhou, the gap closes with you left alone and slumped over in a disgusting mess. With any chance of your favorite Touhou ever loving you or even respecting you now destroyed, Yukari wisps herself away as her haughty and elegant laugh fills the night.

>>8212561
Use your ass Luke

>>8077529
>As Seen On: /jp/ - Otaku Culture

WHY

>>7495175

>Stop saging and maybe more will see?

No.

>>7429676

Dubstep is one of the worst genres of music. I'm curious as to HOW THE FUCK IT GOT SO POPULAR in the recent year or so.

>WUBWUBWUBWUBWUUUUUUBWUBWUB
>"OH MY GOD, DAT DIRTY BASS"

Fucking fags. Any type of other electronic music is better than dubstep.

>>6901161
You will never get to Gensokyo.

>>6880071
Or perhaps, PERHAPS, she just likes browsing /jp/ because there are threads relevant to her interests.
The internet is not a "NO-GIRLS ALLOWED" club, so get over yourself. That misogynistic attitude of yours is EXACTLY why you'll NEVER get to Gensokyo. And even if you did, the most powerful youkai in Gensokyo are mostly female, so with that attitude of yours, you wouldn't even last a DAY. Hell, even Cirno might just kill you. I know I would.

No fun without a mod around keeping the cacklefag out.