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>>18862210
Sometimes you gotta be firm when dealing with retards.

>>15537893
Oh, don't be silly. Wonderland is a nice place.

I mean it's not like "It Ain't Me" will start playing when you enter Wonderland, right?

Uh oh! You've fallen down the Rabbit Hole! First

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Roll a D6 to determine which Wonderland you fall into!

>1: Normal Wonderland
It's the vanilla Wonderland you know and love. No surprises here! I mean, there are still always surprises in Wonderland, but still.
>2: /fit/ Wonderland
A powerhouse Wonderland filled with gains and Monster Girls getting buff. The smell of female sweat and hormones fills the air, expect a few girls to take you to the showers.
>3: Loli Wonderland
All the Wonderland Girls here are cute, small, and sweet! Except the ones that are mischievous that is. everything in this Wonderland is especially girly and kind, with pink dolls everywhere!
>4: Soft Wonderland
This Wonderland is relaxed and laidback, and all the girls are lazy, chubby, and love being fed sweets. A few girls may be haughty though, but still lazy.
>5: NEET Wonderland
Like Soft Wonderland but messier, lazier, the girls have no chances of jobs, some aren't chubby but rather skinny (But the ones that are chubby are really chubby), and all of them smell kinda weird and need to be showered first. At least there are no Oomukades.
>6: American McGee's Wonderland
An evil twisted Wonderland where all the girls are maydere or yandere, everything is dark and demented, and you'd wish you were in a different interpreation of Wonderland.

Next, roll to see which Girl in that Wonderland gets to you first!

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Wonderland

Finally, you have the choice to roll the D6 again to escape the Wonderland you're in now to go to a different Wonderland. Whatever Wonderland you leave to will be the one you stay in, and your Wonderland Waifu will begin to take aspects from it, becoming a combination of her old Wonderland and her new one. Bear in mind, whatever Wonderland you roll this time you're stuck with, and if you roll the same Wonderland as you got the first time, then that Wonderland's effects on your waifu are amplified (/fit/ Wonderland Waifu gets super muscular, etc.). Again, if you like your first Wonderland, you don't have to reroll at all.

So, what Wonderland do you end up in, what girl do you get, and do you go to a new Wonderland?

>>14425205
You're gonna get teased.

>>14310016
>"Awesome! Also, when that Jabberwock walks by, make sure you tell her about what a cool mistress I am and how skinny and cute my figure is out loud!"

>>14310017
>"I am not mean, I'm assertive! And I'm not stuck up either, I'm proud! And I'm not fat, I'm healthy! And I'm not stupid, or a bully! Shut up with your stupid accusations and put the collar on now! I can hear her claws snicker snackering right now, hurry!"

>>14310019
>"Close enough. The collar is tight because it symbolizes dominance. Though I'm sure if I start kissing your face and you start groping my ass, you'll barely even notice how tight it is. Like right now since she's coming. Touch the ass, do it now!"

>>14310021
>"Oh, you're an Alp. My apologies. I should've noticed. I need new glasses. Carry on schlicking then."

>>14310023
>"Y-You can't! That fat ass is a jerk, and so are you! Put on the collar on now before I make you! Jerk!"

>>14310029
>>14310068
>"A-Anon, you're starting to creep me out. I just need you to pretend and... You don't actually have feelings for me do-do you? We-Weirdo..."

>>13456167
>There is also the fact that beyond some reports on the site Tumblr of such being the case, I could not find any sort of history of association with the word being used as a slur against transgendered folks.
>beyond some reports on the site Tumblr
It's like poetry, it rhymes