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>>29006100
Mori
I respect her as a person, plus she is fucking relatable and no fake. She is who she is.

>>28965835
for what? Kiara is too much of a pussy to do anything, it wont change ever, despite of how much chikenfags will call her gigastacy

>be alien parasite on space ship
>start eviscerating the crew one by one
>so incompetent they don't suspect me at all
>almost done, only two crew left
>kill one of them
>the other one sees me in the act
>"MY DUDE, DID YOU JUST DO EVERYONE IN ASIDE FROM YOUR BOY?"
>takes off suit to reveal it's Mori Calliope
>OhFuck.png
>"I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BIG UPS FOR THAT!"
>dive into nearest vent and start crawling like a madman
>surface at cams, lock myself in, start looking to see where she is
>suddenly face on every cam, hear voice through the comms
>"YEET! I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL THE SOULS YOU SENT MY WAY IMPOSTER-SAN."
>start sabotaging every possible system I can reach while running away through the vents, critical oxygen does nothing to stop her
>"YOU ALREADY WON MY DUDE, THERE IS NO SALT TEEHEE"
>see her out of the corner of my eye and start running in absolute panic
>"IF YOU TAKE MY ADVICE YOU'LL GET KILLED BY WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW, IT'S LIKE...THAT!"
>get into random room and turn on the emergency lock
>wait, this isn't just any room
>fuck I'm in the airlock
>hear something slam against the door
>scythe blade goes through the reinforced glass
>"HEEEERE'S MORI!"
>look around, see "open airlock" button
>it'll be less painful
>last thing I feel is the cold vacuum of space
>wake up in the underworld
>"THANK YOU FOR THOSE SOUL SHEKELS AND MAKE SURE TO LIVE AGAIN!"

Mori is fucking great tonight

>>28562445
SA SU GA