/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37521725
No, but it is a boat.

>>31454250
Battletoads.

>>22357186
spoken like a true gamer

>>21989405
let's hope you aren't using a dry-erase one

>>14425285
>Catch Cheshire
>She's stammering and blushing, trying to apologize
>Pull her in to a deep kiss, don't care about the situation
>Break away after a moment
>Her face is beet red, steam rising off her
>Has full-on heart pupils
>'A-Anon just- He just...'

>>14404262
>Lewdest
Jubub, if only because their entire life cycle revolves around nothing but fucking
>Best
Either Wock or Cheshire. I'm a dragon fag, and the design for them is good, but a smug chaos cat with an ass like that does things for my dick.
>Accents
There is very little that can't be improved by giving it the proper accent. Yes.

>>14291415
You'd think that both of them would realize the danger in doing that. Especially the human girl looking to stay human.

>>14190145
I want to see a Cheshire try to joke off being pregnant, only to freak out in the final weeks and finally go all teary-eyed and cuddly once her kitten arrives.

>>13768812
>Cheshire figures out you can stop time
>Her smug grin grows even bigger
>Finally, some real competition
>Your house becomes ground zero for the ultimate prank war
>Furniture randomly moving
>Air cannons around ever corner
>Becoming afraid to sit down in case there's an airbag bomb
>Goofy clothes suddenly appearing, or your own clothes disappearing
>Horribly inappropriate orgasms
>This goes on for weeks
>You eventually become too paranoid of each other
>You're afraid to even sleep in the same bed together
>Both of you realize how much this has ruined you
>Set aside all the time powers & magic for the night
>Endless hours of passionate make-up sex
>No tricks, no toys, no BS, just your body and her's
Settle into a relatively normal life
>Occasionally tease and prank each other, but keep it healthy
>But she still gets random gobs of cum in her mouth or sudden orgasm every now & then
>And she'll happily reply by invisibly raping you later on

Daily reminder to bully your faggot cat.