/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>6361124

Whales?
No whales in here. You know what oni do to whales.

>>5437653

Yuugi is most certainly not like an amazon.
Amazons as they are usually portrayed are a myth conjured up by the Greek to demonize the culture of the Scythian people. They never existed.

Yuugi is like any other oni. She leads an active life with lots of straining physical activity and a high calorie diet. And the simple truth is for a woman, even if you work your way up to the absolute upper limit of muscle, you still keep quite a bit of fat in your body. Basically your body cuts out before you lose it since you need it to stay healthy - it's as simple as that.
Yuugi is merely fortunate as to where the fat accumulates.

Tried some new protein recovery drink after workout today. Possibly bad idea. Currently feeling about to hurl, but at least not aching all over like usual.

Have you done your crunches today, /jp/?

>>5192984

If you squeeze Yuugi's breasts, they sound like a Manowar chorus.

>>4940297

It has been relatively uneventful but served its intended purpose well.

And with that, I'm going to bed.
Goodnight, /jp/.

First, you must prove you have the brawn and spine to bear them with a straight back.

>We have a human, a caveman if you will. He is sitting alone, hiding in some damp and rancid cave, hoping that he will not be the morsel of something big, hungry, and with very sharp teeth and claws. This fear grows as the night passes, and from this fear a Youkai is born.

You know what he was afraid of.

>>4671763

You will only be enslaved until you go in the stew.

Not really.
With how all oni are pretty damn rough and brutal (no matter how much Suika sugarcoats it), it's likely oni don't consider brute force, excessive bulk and poor personal hygiene primarily masculine attributes the same way humans do.

>>4510222

No risk whatsoever involved. Spine like a railroad track.

>>4449971

Lean, mean, ale powered killing machine.

>>4433907

Whoa.

Sure, the horn looks a bit like a carrot in that one. But I can live with that.

>>4154925

Needs some meat on her bones instead of the meat on her bones.

>>4082911

... is this a good idea? Got rather bad blood here. I really need the iron.

>Now how will you get your favorite touhou to have sex with you?

I'm more interested in how to avoid it.

Anon... what is good in life?

>TOO SOFT

Nothing soft in the mountain.

>>3896127

What frilly dress?

>>3857218

I see.
Would you rather have some rock-hard fit muscle?

>>3839874

Let's just say oni like the romantic stuff.

Alcohol helps her suppress her power level. Otherwise it'd be too strong and Gensokyo would be destroyed in a flash.