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Haku sensei is a Cutie Pi and Im going to sleep with her cause I loe her and I wanna pass math

>>40448898
gimme 300-word essay why I should indugle you with three reasons and some convincing arguments as to why

>>40220238
Its
"I hate all hakuposters"
Did you even go to school?
>>40220245
This is a harlot

>>39320475
Nope, Haku is being sent to your location, prepare to be schooled

>Today's lesson will be "How babies are made"

You guys ever think about hakutaku? How well does their touch learning/teaching work, do you think? Like, do they just touch your palm and know everything about you, and can they teach you all they know in an instant? I kind of imagine that it just lets them understand more of what's underlying the things you say or do and making it easier for material to sink in.

>>19147694
What would happen if you introduced a hakutaku to My Immortal?

>>17982555
Forget to quote somebody cow lover?

>>17640244
I'd do my best to focus on my studies after that, I swear! I genuinely want to do better for her! It's just that every time I start work on the paper I can't help but think of her!

>>17545626
I know what you mean, but trust me: if you had spent the weekend actually doing the work, you'd get overconfident and start reading outside the syllabus. That would still burn you out anyway.

Not to worry though, Hakutaku-sensei will help you get it done in time!

>>17482463
It would be a fulfilling and enriching career. Just try to marry one of the other teachers so no students get their hopes up. Hakutaku sensei would probably be happy to discuss teaching methods.

>>17155309
>tfw you run into your old Hakutaku middle school teacher while she's drunk at a bar.
>She remembers you, but that doesn't stop her from hitting on you, asking if you need to have a 'one-on-one tutor session'.

>>16678235
She responds appreciatively, but before she begins, she asks if you're willing to marry her and give her 20 daughterus to continue the family line.

If you do marry her, you're going to spend two weeks every February visiting her extended family of Confucian Cows in the Motherland.

>>16656594
>Monstergirl Teachers being assertive with students they love
I want it.

>>16290019
>Take Haku-sensei home
>She's either giggling or talking nonsense on the way
>Lead her into her house
>Turn to leave, but she grabs your arm
>Pulls you onto the couch, falls on top of you
>'Heeeeey, You weren't gonna leave yet, right?'
>Her face is flushed and she has a goofy smile
>'The night is still *hic*- still *hic*- it's still early, ya know.'
>'You could stay a while.~'
>She tugs on her top to give you a look at her chest. You can barely make out her nipples.
>'I know you've been checking 'em out, sweetie.'
>'Did you know, holstaur milk has aaaaall sorts of great benefits.'
>'If you'd like, I could give you a taste.'
>'Or, ma*hic*aybe, you want something a little more?'
>'You feel her hips lazily grinding against you
>'Girls like me, we know all kinds of tricks to get guys off.'
>'And I'm so tip*hic*drunk right now, I'd probably show you whateeeeveeeer you wanted.'
>She leans in so close you could almost kiss her
>She flashes you a cute smile
>'Just kidding! I know you'd never try ta*hic*ake advantage of a poor girl after a drink.'
>'That's why you're such a cutie. You're so *yawn* considerate...'
>She nestles her head into you chest and promptly falls asleep on top of you, snoring lightly
>Looks like you're stuck spending the night
Would she believe you if you said you didn't do anything naughty the next day?

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Some idiot decides its the time to play this on the jukebox (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek))