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>prophet

That's my turf you filthy, uncouth heathen.

Who is this imposter here dwelling within this thread trying to lead my children astray from the path of righteousness? You, my good man, are the devil who is trying to lead my precious flock of innocent sheep out into the evil wickedness of the outside world. You come here spilling forth blasphemies from your rotten mouth. You are Judas, promising riches when what they shall be receiving is wretchedness.

Do not fret my children. Skeleton symphonies have played psalms to tell me his venom has blinded his eyes. Turn away.

>>4918648
A commoner such as yourself has no right to be preaching the joys of Jesus to others my child. I alone have been given full command of God's blade to spread the teachings of Jesus. Now, sit back, relax, drink some Kool-AID and whistle along as I sing a quaint song how Jesus was a communist.

I welcome out Japanese brethren! Want you all come to the desert with me? We'll sit around, sing songs about rainbows and entice young maidens with secrets pertaining to our genitalia.