/jp/ - Otaku Culture

chen is cute
that is all

>>22123975
I wish Ran was your mom too!

>>21909914
Now for local, past month summary /jp/ - Otaku Culture

-"Protests on Easy Boulevard of Broken Fairies 17a" Many human males or so they appear, are violently devastating fairies and innocent cattle and are being overly infuriated over latest incident's dankmaku fights not letting them sleep at night. Reimu Hakurei states that it's a common occurring problem to have so many things to solve and avoid, "ever since lunarians tried to steal our moon, and no one ever believes us like we would have a reason to lie while protecting everyone, that is by solving these incidents" adds Yukari Yakumo. We will let you know about any updates to this case, as anything more is known.

Following..

"Amazon forests, Baikal Bacteria cleaning it's water, Bengal and White Tigers likely to become residents of Gensokyo",
as cruelty upon them doesn't drop in the outside world, we might have to have more friends, problems and possibly incidents one after another. But that is rahter always a quick case to solve, as any incident to protect our haven -Yukari Yakumo
"Chen gets bullied and cries to mom about it" As local observers told us, bullying on /jp/ doesn't stop, and more over "is beautiful and should not stop". Ran Yakumo is rumored to have a mental breakdown from trying to do everything, and that's constantly fixing Gensokyo's Barrier, Doing all small or bigger errands for her mistress and being unable to protect her shikigami pet. Okina Matara decides to double her work as a local godess and steps in for Yakumo Yukari's servant role "I am amazed by her dedication and hard working attitude. My own subordinates are great in their own way not even I have servants this great. This fox needs a break and time for herself for even just a bit" - says Okina.

Lastly for issue's news:

-" 'chuchu threads' and their comfy aura have died forever " by anonymous as requested animal youkai.
Anons were not sure why but clearly a thread stimulator being comfy and cute the same way for many times in a row was not satisfactory to residents. Scraps of wool were found at last traces of these gatherings, Shiki Eiki Yamaxanadu and Konpaku Youmu are investigating. That coves it all and now for our n poll of this month we ask readers:

Who is sexier

Aya Shameimaru
Reiuji Utsuho
Saki Kurokoma
Mystria Lorelei

Who is dumber:

Cirno
Chen
Kyouko Kasodani
A common lunarian citizen

That's all for our recent news and polls.
Sneak peak for next release:

Photo's set of disturbing case of Mystia the local food stand owner, as well as reported and submited by her:

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Above's sneak peak of a case found just before we finnished this issue's release.
Very disturbing photo of Mystia's relative left on her food stall when she's been busy preparing for daily work away from it, we don't know the culprit yet who says "I missed you so much, Mystia. REALLY MISSED YA." Mystia's response was being that bottom hurts lately as a random fact, as we; as claiming she's overworking herself.

Quote of the month:
"I have 9 tails but necockmata aint one. "
- Yakumo Ran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_TzJcBTHwQ

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Good morning to everyone who's listening to us right now,
we would like to continue with a follow up on aforementioned news.
From BBM (Bangbang Meruff) news room speaks right now to you
- Ayeah ShameI'mAdude. [..]

We got news from last minute thanks to our regional reporter. I pass the mic to Chen Bakedneko.

With attatched photo ouf our reporter, as we cannot provide live feed in Gensokyo but as it seems the suspect decided to run for her supper giving thanks to someone, she yelled quote
"I would love to eat some of that juicy prime meat of,,,"
We apologize dear audience, that was the most we caught on our recording device we recieved from our sponsor, but provided to her by Yukari Yakumo, missGensokyo 17 years young [advert intermission] serviced by Cup'a Shelow - proud prodcer of chocolotate water straight from best sources"

Going back to our topic at hand,
Bakedneko, that is myself just recieved a direct phone audio message directly from suspect herself, unbelievable let's hear it!
"she gives me so much meat, thank you for leading on these lost boys and cats trough your ability and good heart to help. [static] ... YEAAHHHHCUMON me YUUUUuuuh aahhhh ,ieeeeee-''
We deeply apologize for this disturbing audio recording, however because we are uncensored and totally not pre-planed fake news, like Le'neen communism would do, we DO NUT. As hard as you can imagine NUT in your ears. We will keep you updated, as soon as there's anything more to report, from local park - reporting to and for you was
- Bakedneko Chen and Shamefullhardwood Ayday

"myeowbi it was planned by fate, but let's not activate the bat vibes man.
[..]It's all about my dank man's kush" -
RN "i" CumInByYouooh. - [to quote a post kokorobook's fangroup post]

Now, I don't understand if there's a hidden joke there or pun, touhou I must admit
Even your song requests are like like one organism
music ..! [...]...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIM7JNHzrUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmJ5_cOzCHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-QSYeQnmwQ

>>21054291
I just don't know, my memory is short because I fap too much. Remind me with an a warosu link to what you mean kudasai.

>>20742003
Thank you for tuning in to our newsflash ''Moon before afternoon''
If someone would be Eirin this type of message on TeiV people would not say Junk of how inferrior rabbits are compared to others. Let's.. SayRan for example, do you think she would just indiscriminately attack a bunch of hopping bunnies? She just does what told by her master, and if Youcarry on like that there is no Chence we'll have a plausible solution for a stable Change, because everything has two sides. That barren one, and that interesting one but without need for attention.

As for rest Moon news of today
Our sources Doremy is looking for her long lost siblings.
Fasola, the younger sister who is with Sido being both girl's elder sister.
Locals are suspecting a certain fancy looking girl could be
the main piece in this mystery and Eiki to solve situation of three baku.
We will unfold new details as soon as we are informed.

And as for weather, generally nothing changed.
"It's cold on the Moon because heating was cut off by Joon."
Gosh silly me, forgive my disability to joke! Who am I trully quoting I don't even know, haha!

And now for some music for your entertainment,
Trully. A classic band we all know, let me just say it's not our neighbouring Prismriver trio.
Especially the older generation should enjoy this one, with Time to fall the dark right after..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMUmBSRQUPA
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