/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33984356
I would do compensated dating with a CC vampire
On the condition that she goes on a beach date with me

>>32719726
Of course, you know dhampirs are endangered and it's your duty to make more right?

Vampires don't have any body hair.

How would you go about confessing to a evil or "evil" mg?

>>18833062
There's this ad in the paper for a house servant, it's just two weeks but it pays $20k! Amazing! The place is a little out of the way in the mountains but this is like a gift from god!

>>17819467
Look at those sad curves. She must be terribly malnourished.

Last vampire image for now

Any reason why most default to the blonde+red eyes combo?

>>17486628
>Those disgustingly saggy tits
Why have a huge pair of knockers if you aren't going to do the work to keep them full & perky?

>>17039201
I wasn't arguing against it.
Though I think Dhampirs have their own charm.

>>17002806
This man gets it. Nothing would have me more scaroused than a busty Vampire straddling me her generous bust crushed into my chest as she prepares to feed on me.

>>16937356
Voluptuous, you say?

How plump do you like your vampires?

>>16334889
>>16334904
Loli lovers leave. Voluptuous vampires only.

>>15974512
You are now a chicken.

Can vampires have offsprings even if they are considered undead?

any type of vampire you prefer in particular? as in,full blood sucker,never sucks blood,can go out in daylight, etc.....

What do you want your sugar mommy to buy you?

>>15397541
Sex one time to have a kid isn't getting laid. Let off some stress once in a while. find a cute vampire and get between her legs instead of trying to whip her.

Or maybe do whip her. Who knows, some vampires might be into that.

>>15087524
When they look like this, you do.

>>14857720
Please. There are vampires showing off way more for less, and they don't actually look like corpses.

>>14511209
So /mgg/, what's your preferred age range for your waifu?
>Barely legal: Just reached age of consent.
>Younger: Close, but you're older. Think like being her senpai.
>Equal: No more than a 1 year difference.
>Older: She'd be your senpai.
>MILF: Ara ara~ range.
>GILF: coming up on the end of her first century.
>Magic: She's seen several countries rise/fall.

>As these anons swept up in the 'delicious brown girl' propaganda perpetrated by inferior darkies trying to make it with unsuspecting human boys despite their massive inadequacy

You're not going to fall for the ploy of those harlots, now are you, anon? You're smarter than that, are you not?

Vampires are nice

>>14275251
>Not wanting to be a husband boytoy for a vampire

I want to dump a vampire on her birthday and send her videos of me plowing far more attractive monster girls, in the sunlight!