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>>15907061
Bizarre. This post gave me the weirdest though right now. I imagine my chair or bed being secretly sentient and having perverted thoughts whenever I sit on them, or the shower head looking at me while I bath, or the spoon and the fork tasting me instead when I put them on my mouth *hides face under pillows*
Of course that can't be true. A mere furniture can't love or feel, that's just common sense, so as boring as it sounds the answer to your question is probably.
Well, I'm going to bed.
>>15907303
Sweet dream, virgin
>>15906975
Sweet nightmares, limp dick
>>15907345
Bah.

>>15851872
I was just playing.
>>15851895
What fire? I only came to this thread to make fun of Stanley. I mostly lurk now instead of posting, so I'm completely harmless, you grumpy moron.

Oups, I did it again.