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>>11328304
That would be just the cream (if you are lactose intolerant).

Coffee is really good for asthma, it will cause the imbiber's bronchial tubes to dilate.

>>11077311
>And all of you as well!

Aren't we all lost in a way?

Is it unmovable or immovable?

>>10432793
Same with this one.

Your cousin has given you a very embarrassing nickname and, even worse, likes to call you it in front of your friends. You asked him to stop, but he finds it very amusing to watch you blush.

What do you do?

>>10017986
Thank you.

Were you expecting a magical girl who can transform?

It's just me, Patchouli. Sorry...

Patchy.

I have no idea what music to play for her so I just hit shuffle on my music folder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93ATlvVV1w4
This can only end well.

watched this

http://youtu.be/hz95sDMpqHE

Your favourite 2hu now has to live in the real world, how does she respond?

Mine's totally cool with it. She can still fuck around and do nothing, only now she gets to live on her own and gets free money. She also probably gets fat on cheap fast food.

Uhm... hi.
Im reply too.

OP knows what's up.

Patchoulli reluctantly pushes away the tamping bit of cake on the end of your fork
"N-no, I can't...I'll get fat"
You let loose a brief laugh. So she's finally begun to notice eh? When you first met, the poor girl was barely skin and bones, but after a few weeks she begun to look more like a picture of health. But lately, she's grown a few folds around her rear, picked up a few love handles around her hips, grown a hearty pair of plump, luscious breasts.

With a brief smile, you take a bottle of chocolate sauce and drizzle it over the forkful of cake until it runs completely brown. You offer it to her again. She tries to protest but you gently lay your finger over her delicate lips stained with chocolate, ice cream, syrup and God knows what else she's eaten tonight.

Gently, you wave the fork in front of her eyes for a few tantalizing, teasing seconds.

"It's good" You whisper in a soothing tone.

When you remove your finger, she lets up a brief sigh of defeat, closes her eyes and opens her mouth as wide as she can. when you place it on her tounge, she lets out a deep breath, letting her mouth hang open and letting little drops of chocolate decorate her breasts, then seems to relax a bit. She has a sensual look on her face as she chews and swallows, before turning to you and whispering so softly you have to lean in to hear. With a tone mixed between hope and self-disgust, she asks you:

"Is there more?"

>>5054313

I was never a big fan of the reverse trap, but that leafnomming is too cute for words.

Also, Mukyuu~