/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ever hear of the master switch? It's something that activates when you freedive real deep. Your heart slows down and your lungs contract, to the size of two tennisballs. You can hold your breath down there like you never could up here. You reach this zen that's not possible up here. Baby it's better down where it's wetter under the sea

After nine days I let the horse run free because the desert had turned to sea

>>17626228
Can't we just abandon human society and choose the impossible, living under the sea?

>>16753291
Horseplow

...Wait...

Uhhh plowhorse?

I'm sure that would work.

>>16575626
No thanks.

Papa Poseidon is the best Lord of the Seas.

Protecting his daughters.

Being on Flapjack.

Ect.

Wonderland Centaur soon fellow stalker.

Wonderland Centaur or Underwater Centaur soon lads.

>>15920782
>Centaur is listed first

Ha ha!

Clearly the winner!

>>15598637
You sound like the non-adventurin type and I for one think you're a weeeiirrdoooo.

All we need to do is rob a mermaid queen of her tears and we'll be on our way to making a Skymaid.

Are you in or what?!

>>15557207
>>15557224
What's your excuse now?

We thought that they couldn't traverse the sea...

We thought their so called "love" couldn't reach us here...

We thought we were safe...

We were wrong.

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, all shall hear the husbandus cry.

Cuming this summer!

All right lads, when 2017 comes about we'll get all the MGs.

Yes, all of them, including the undesirables. Slightly unfortunate but worth the price.

What are ways to prevent the evil centaurs from obtaining my dick, and I don't want to hear stupid shit like "Break their legs" or "Climb a tree" because they'll probably have magic or tech or both.

>>15462141
Niet, I'm searching the seven seas for a legendary underwater creature.

Before you ransacked the ship I had chartered and sacrificed it to the sea of course.

Do you think "They smell like a barn!" Anon would date a sea horse pussy?

>>15423620
Yeah, if you're lucky to find work out there.

I'm just going to head right to the coast and get a job at a undersea farm.

Job security I tells ya!

>>15411232
Here, take this Sea Horse.