/jp/ - Otaku Culture

When I stopped masturbating, at first I was pretty horny and even had a few wet dreams, but after a month or so the urges ceased. After another two weeks or so, my penis started to get smaller. I don't participate in fratboy dickwaving contests or anything like that so I didn't notice it at first, but later on it was pretty obvious. Weight loss followed that, though I attributed it to the season (since I don't eat much in summer).

Anyway, three months after ceasing masturbation, I caught a particularly bad cold, called the day off and dozed off. Woke up in the middle of the night, only to find all the pent-up urges from the past months have returned. I was literally fucking burning. So I did the right thing, decided to screw the no masturbation rule and booted up PC to spill my semen to something with flat chest and hopefully a vagina. I opened some Inuboshi doujin in the masturbation folder and went for my pants, only to find my dick missing. That was the first shock. The second was when I noticed I wasn't wearing boxers, but a long skirt. The third was finding out that except my room, what used to be my house had entirely changed. Lights were on in one room, so I immediately went for that one, and found a girl there. She was adorable and after three months of no fapping I was ready to drop my pants and violate her right there, but then I remembered I no longer had a penis. Whoops.

While I was standing there like an idiot, pondering how to remedy my current lack of rape instruments, she walked to me, kissed me and told me that I have been judged worthy for spurning my penis, I was eligible to be the little girl and that she is my designated partner.

Needless to say, much tender lesbian love occurred and now I'll apparently spend my days elegantly drinking tea with my devoted partner as unaging girls until the heat death of the universe (big crunch is a lie and you know it)