/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42502009
How else?

>>31180421
Doggos.

>Anon standing in line at the grocery store notices loli Kitsune standing next to a cart
>Thinks to himself that her mother must've left her to go grab something
>Looks back down at his phone bored then back up to the lady in front of him
>Hellhound mom with a whole bunch of kids and metric ton of food in her cart is still barely halfway through scanning her stuff
>Suddenly out of the corner of his eye he notices loli Kitsune's ears twitching
>Can't hold himself back anymore as he reaches out on pats her head
>Kitsune swats his hand away angrily then looks all puffed up at him
>Anon realizes two things
>One: she has 9 tails
>Two: she has ring on her hand
>Her husband comes back with over a dozen packs of beef bacon and drops them into the cart
>Kitsune runs to her hubby and tattles on Anon
>Anon tries to autisticly explain it was an accident but it's too late
>The cashier over heard this and called the police on Anon for "Forced headpatting"
>Police cars matieralize outside the store as Anon accepts his fate
>His final thoughts are about who his cellmate will be
>Hopes it isn't an Ushi-oni

>>20979481
>Likes getting bonked on the head
She's gonna flip her shit once she learns what headpats are

>"Don't headpat like me that you idiot!"
>"Well, I didn't say stop!"