/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>"my my~ are you a new student? did you get lost?"
>"just kidding~ its good to have you mister Mous. we are too sort on staff, and every week those poor girls gets more and more behind. its tragic!"
>"now then. i wont tell you how to do your job, but there are a few things here you're likely not equipped to deal with"
>"first is the students. they are all in a pivotal moment in their life, feeling like they need to do everything in their power to get a boyfriend."
>"they will make moves on you. starting with bold statements and propositions, these are the tame ones."
>"the ones you need to watch is the silent ones at the front."
>"they may seem diligent and well behaved, but this is but a symptom of their obsession with you.
>"while the ones at the front are already dangerous, the ones that switches seats towards the front are the most deranged and will attempt to force you into a relationship mere days after the move. when this happens, you need to be on high alert."
>"there are good news though. half of them already have boyfriends, including the ones in the front. and that other classes dont steal each others "sensei"."
>"it might be to your advantage to find out with single. remember to be discreet though, they might mistake it for you showing interest"
>"now for the second potential culprit of the disappearances, the teachers"
>"there are a dozen other teacher at this school, only 1 of us are married"
>"that dosent mean shes clean though, she likes to boast about how she lures boys and men alike into forced relationships with her daughters."
>"she even lamented the disappearance of one of the old teacher. apparently she learned his routine and had one of spawn break into his house the weekend he disappeared"
>"anyway, dont interact with any of them. they also have men on their mind and dont give a damn about the future of any of our students
>"i guess that would be it then. your class is starting in 10 minutes~."
>"remember: no physical contact~."