/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So I play this game, and for like one month repeated for four million years, I'm stuck in this town called Hinamizawa. And I'm not even the main character! I'm K1; the main character's Rika. And I keep having pedophiliac sexual fantasies about the main character! Now Satoshi Houjou's in a coma; there's no instant gratification. I'm getting a little bored. But my friends are like "keep playing! Keep playing! Eventually Hanyuu is coming out of every orifice! It's awesome, just stick with it!" So I do. And I go to the TIPS section, and I read all the TIPS, and I pay attention to all the details, so that I'll know what's going on when I get to the fun FUCKING part of the game.
That's bullshit it took me like four years! I didn't see so much as an Oyashiro-sama for like a hundred millenia.