/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Let me know when they have a dildo with the same functions, untill then not interested.
..I would watch nothing but rape porn.

vocaloid and youkai cannot be killed, shitty reimu can die though

>2011
>Now owning atleast one realistic huge dildo with a vibrator function

Sasuga saten-anon!
You know how to turn /jp/ even more gay!
..Not that i mind.

>>8089727
Sure..
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=netorare

>>8088650
Its the power of the cock.
You may protest at first, but then it slowly fills the gaps in your heart.

But by doing so it also removes other parts of your heart to further spread itself.
In the end your mind and heart will be one.
One big cock.

I dont even like Touhou.
I just come here for the cocks.

Why would i want to get rid of him?
With this janitor the cock sucking threads stay on the front page of /jp/ for hours and hours.

And i love reading about dicks!
Thanks janitor-kun.

Nope, i only love dicks.

That feel when reported

>>7984081
>2011
>Not sucking cock at your local glory hole for hours each day
Faggot.

Let's swap hats

You dont need to go back to /a/, you should stay right here from now on.

>>7956513
Nothing wrong with lusting for big throbbing cocks.
Its perfectly normal.

Are you going to teach us NEET related japanese vocab?

>>7945216
You and me both, the fact that i play otome games dont seem like a big secret all of a sudden.

>>7929888
>>7929905
Its all a fujoshi conspiracy to turn us all gay and make us into a collective of anons who mass produce yaoi.

They are currently winning.

That is okay OP.
I only come here for the penis and pantyhose discussions myself.

>>7899347
You didn't missed anything. Unless you like malicios curry guys.

I cant really tuck away my penisu that well.
I wish i could though. ;_;

Sure thing OP, but you have to do me next~

No.
Infact i would not die defending anything but myself.

Also, hello /b/

I want a million dicks showering me with semen aswell.
But life is not fair, you cant always get what you want.