/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is there a trick to this? I received this (Onatsuyu) in the mail today, and so far despite it's high acclaim, is one of the worst lubes I've ever used. I rank it down there with ID Glide. The problem is that it dries out in 30 seconds or less. Using larger amounts sort of works, but then kills the feeling.

I thought about using a misting bottle of water, but that seems ridiculous as the previous lube I used never had a drying problem. Perhaps diluting the bottle with a little water will improve it?

Where's the best place for Moisty? Or should I just get some meme juice?

Is Onatsuyu similar to Moisty? I really like this little free sample of Moisty I got. Just a little bit lasted me literally an hour.

Fucking hell, /jp/. I was trying to order some lube, but I couldn't due to a problem with my mail getting stolen. No problem... I'll just send it to my parent's house. So I called my parents and explained that I was ordering something and to just set it aside so I could pick it up. They said no problem, we won't open it or anything. Fastforward to today and my mom says "Something came in the mail and it had your name on it but I didn't know if it was yours so I opened it. What is it?" Pic related