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Ragnarok approaches. Or maybe a Valkyrie has played too much Valkyrie Profile on that PSP the Gazer lent her. At any rate, a magnificent radiance stands before you, seeking to recruit you to her adventuring party.
What do?

>>13444610

>Chief God

I don't know how to feel about this.

>>13403603
WE ARE CLOUDS IN THE SKY
WE ARE THE STORM AND THE TIDES
WE ARE THE WIND AND THE RAIN
THE SUN AND THE MOON
AND THE END OF ALL TIME

>>12779584
Valkyrie a not shit

>>12727390
Good thing I got off the ride at 9.

>>12695674
>Stop trying to save everyone

That...hurt.

I wish I had some Reese's to cheer me up but they're all gone now.

>>12665582
The trick is making it to age 70-90 without being raped by say, a marauding Ushi-Oni or other horrifyingly powerful monster.

And then being picked up by an actually corrupted Valkyrie.

>>12659723
A Hydra or a Hydra girl?

This is important, since all monster girls have some element of human anatomy tied to them.

>"You must not drink from this flask," your girlfriend once told you
>"For it holds the nectar of the Tree of Life, and man is not capable of wielding the divine strength it possesses."
>Now that you think about it, you recall that time when an Ushi-Oni nearly raped you
>Your girlfriend came to your rescue, and you saw her drink from her flask, only to watch her dominate the demon with her enhanced strength, speed, and awareness
>But tonight, you find that your girlfriend left her flask unattended, most likely due to some distraction or another before leaving the house
>And there it is, in her room, on her dresser drawer
What do you do?

>>12511588