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>watching last week's Riripon's Mahjong show
>Top Lead and that one model that's been on the show a lot
>both Ninnin and the model have won their fair share
>Waga hasn't won anything. Hell, he even cried the other time, when he was knocked out

>from the start, Fuuchan has been talking shit about Waga. Lightly, but still
>but Waga starts winning
>and winning. And winning
>and Fuuchan starts talking even more shit about are Wagaccho
>and Maokyun joins her

>ton round ends, Waga is in the lead by far
>Riripon asks for advice, and Taro pro tells her to speak to Waga to break his concentration. I mean, come the fuck on
>So Riripon starts asking him about mean shit, like if he has a girlfriend (no), how many he's had (2 in his life), when was his first kiss, etc
>And she does break his concentration. While talking about that stuff, he has a 1-3 sou, and he picks a 4 sou, and discards the 4
>But the tiles are loving him on that game, and he gets the 2 he needs, and wins the hand
>And Fuuchan and Maokyun start calling him a fat, boring old fart who can't even entertain because he's focused and isn't speaking much. But boy am I entertained

>Last hand.
>Waga is in the lead
>the model is second, but like 20k behind
>Niizuma is last, but it's his wind.
>He riichis, and starts narrating the table just to be funny
>Ippatsu tsumo. Haneman. Jumps to second place and there's an extra hand because it's his wind
>and it's not the last repeat table
>in the end, this happens
>Ninnin has a choice. He can discard either of two tiles to riichi, and both have the same probabilities and are as dangerous
>and the one he discards is the one Waga is waiting for, for a mangan. If he'd had discarded the other tile, he'd have blocked Waga's hand

Up yours, Fuuchan and Maokyun. Best episode in the whole show.