/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I need to confess something to you /jp/, you're the closest people to me, (outside of family) so i should tell you.

Over time, i developed a toxic worldview, wherein i value my worth as someone capable of having a family, this has been shackled recently, by a realization: I have a damaged penis, i dunno how this happened, but it did, don't want to annoy you with disgusting details, but i'm planning to see an urologist.
If this turns out to be serious (e.g.: i can't have sex), then i'm going into a monastery, i haven't been really religious until now (Orthodox Christian here) and a life in which i attempt to avoid most temptations scares me (as i am weak willed), but these may be the devil's temptations, plus i've always desired seclusion from society and i think i'll be fulfilled in choosing this path.

It's not official yet, i mean, you shouldn't boast that somewhere out there an Orthodox monk is praying for your well-being for now, but i'll start a thread or write in an offtopic one as soon as i'll have that meeting with the dick doctor (and this ain't gonna be soon, showing my dick to strangers scares me, as it scares me that it will ellicit a reaction of disgust from the one i will show it to).

Tl;Dr: My dick is broken, i'll work on starting a family if it can be fixed, or will become a monk and pray for /jp/ if not.

>>11528764
Well I would.

>>9027432
This was a great suggestion, I'll look into the rest of the album.

>>8906592
I am here to help him, nullifying your disturbance.

>>8906584
Hello, buddy. Relaxing thread, isn't it?

hey /jp/, do you really think the storyline of touhou is the order of the games?

maybe ZUN is trolling us with some complex storyline or something

>>7629534
Are you talking about what she did in SaBND/OSP? Because those are actual ceremonial rituals, I don't remember her using ''treasures'', unless you mean the constant items that she finds like buddha statues, did she use those?

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This is why we can't have nice Reimu threads, some people are too whiny and bitchy about someone liking something they dislike.