/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37352050
>cut off and discard the lady bits so you're left with an androgynous person-shaped object
>wrap it in a shitload of plastic wrap and duct tape
>take up a grappling art like wrestling or judo
>if anybody asks, say it's a dummy you use to practice your takedown technique
>bust out a sick throw to thwart any suspicion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R04bE7FvI7g