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>Watching MGC Television

>"It rapes! It scrapes! It's the all new-"
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>"-And we're coming to you live from the City Square Stadium where the Zipangu Kanabos are just about to square off with our very own MGC Semen Demons in what's shaping up to be one of the most exciting-"
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>"It's easy." Clap. "To take things." Clap. "For granted." Clap. "But listen." Clap. "For just a few dollars." Clap. "You can save." Clap. "A child's life." Clap. "Every time." Clap. "I've clapped my hands." Clap. "A starving Succubus." Clap. "Has died of starvation."
>"WELL STOP CLAPPIN' YER FUCKIN' HANDS THEN!"
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>"-Are continuing to give you live coverage of the breaking controversy surrounding Mana Co. CEO, Mara Belili. Yet another serious accusation, just a few hours ago, has been issued by a fourth human male who has worked under Belili. The claims are very similar to the other supposed victims. According to the latest accuser, who shall remain anonymous, he had worked under Belili for over FIVE YEARS without Belili raping him, molesting him, or even flirting with him. Amidst a firestorm of controversy, people are continually asking...is it possible that Mara Belili is sexually modest or even celibate?"
"So far, every single scrap of evidence we've seen has shown Mara Belili to, problematically enough, possess all of the characteristics of a sexually modest person. She doesn't wear revealing clothing, virtually no people have connected her with rape or sexual promiscuity, and she seems like a bit of a recluse. At this point it's hard to believe that Belili is not a safe, sexually non-threatening individual...and for a lot of people, that's a scary thought."
>"Belili has responded to these accusations very aggressively, quoted saying "I have swallowed more semen than the fucking Bermuda Triangle". Despite this claim, Belili has yet to respond to our offer of having her rape a man on live television to clear her name."
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