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>> No.3879518 [View]
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>>3879506
Oh dear, that's a nice opportunity. I think I should request a conopid girl. A certain family of those have sharp eggs with which they drill into other insects, hymenopterans in particular, and leave their eggs there. Egg-dick sounds like it'll be fun.

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>>3626618
Well , if you want to think about impossible things, here's some more entertaining food for thought for you then. Conopid flies are bee mimics, which isn't all that unusual, but they benefit from hymenopterans in more ways than one. You see, the female conopid fly has something that acts as an organic can opener on their abdomen. While in flight, the fly finds a bee or wasp, pries its abdomen open with this can opener and deposits its eggs within.

Except subfamily Stylogastrinae is somewhat different, in that the egg itself is shaped somewhat like a harpoon, with a rigid barbed tip, and the egg is forcibly jabbed into the host.

Anthropomorphize it all and you have a conopid fly dickgirl jamming it in an unwilling bee girl, except the "dick" is her penile egg, which will hatch inside the bee girl's womb, making her pregnant with the fly's offspring.

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