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>>31798914
I love Blue Ame

Yes.

>>28827843
>>28827916
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

Cirno, I have a thing for strong and independent black women

Just gonna copypaste a few things I read over here

-cirno is at least 60. what is that. she’s a child.
-reisen is older than my mom. bunnies reach maturity at like 6 months old and if we assume reisen joined the army right at maturity, immediately before the lunar war started, that still makes her at least FIFTY.
-speaking of which tewi’s older than reisen by a lot. like, a LOT.
-mokou is older than everyone in the myouren temple yet somehow has even LESS shit together.
-say marisa was 12 in eosd. that would make her… 25 today. marisa is a goddamn millennial.
-again, let’s say sanae was in middle school in mof, like 13 or 14. today she’d be in her early 20s. if you assume she was in high school, that would make her like 26 what the f uck.
-benben and yatsuhashi are. two. two years old. TWO.
-youmu is younger than cirno.
-aya is A THOUSAND YEARS OLD.
-kosuzu is like, 13. this isn’t weird on it’s own but it totally is when you consider her two closest friends are technically both over 800.
-patchouli is one of the youngest touhous… at “ABOUT A HUNDRED”.
-a lot of people have pointed this out so i’ll clarify: the tsukumos are two years old in normal aging time from ddc. when you fight them they’re most likely only days old. the tsukumos are little tiny babies and they’re seija’s goddamn responsibility now.

Soooo, are these true? Do you know anymore?