/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34949709
Raise her to be a maid of course.

>>34314892
Well, I can't get mad at her even if I try.
Good luck with Remilia.

>>34058111
They were curious, sensing that this was an opportunity not given to many humans. And at the same time they feared offending the Lady by declining. So Rin answered for them all.

"We would be honored"

They all began walking down the road to Scarlett Devil Mansion.

"Thank goodness. I'm so tired. Hong, carry me!"
Patchouli whined.

Hong said nothing but flicked her in the head.

"Mukyu..."

They walked the couple miles to Scarlett Devil Mansion, which passed without incident. Sakuya and Hong asked the four about their lives and about news from the human village, and in return told them about the happenings in around the Mansion, and of the youkai in the area. Kaokuma would occasionally interject with a totally irrelevant question, while Patchouli whined the whole time. And a few times, having seen a particular landmark, Remilia would tell a story about it, evidently having been in Gensokyo a very long time.

Eventually the great red brick clocktower of the mansion loomed into view, and the party arrived at its wrought iron gate. Hong stepped forward, and with a wave of her hand, the gate slowly swung open.

"Welcome to Scarlett Devil Mansion. You are the first humans to set foot here in quite some time, besides Sakuya of course." Lady Remilia said.

"I'll mind the gate." Hong said, and with a salute to them faced back out to the road with her arms crossed.
They walked across the courtyard and entered the mansion through its massive wooden doors.
The four were in awe. In the human village, a three story building was seen as massive. The ceiling here rose far higher than that. The wooden, often drab architecture of the village was nothing like the beautiful stone here. The antechamber of the mansion was large, with a ceiling higher than anything they had ever seen. Great columns lined the the room on both sides. Two curved stair cases rose to left and right to a balcony, and between the staircases was another set of doors. On either wall were tall red stained glass windows.

The proceeded across the room, footsteps echoing in the cavernous space, and walked through the double doors at the far end of the room. The entered into a hallway. The hallway seemed to extend far, whereupon it turned. And it turned many times after that. It was decorated by wallpaper, which was white and decorated with intricate designs. A carved wood border separated the wall from the floor and and ceiling. At regular intervals were unknown white wooden doors, with golden chandeliers lighting the way. Occasionally there was a branching hallway, where they saw maids or what looked like devils going about some business. Some of the maids looked human, but since Remilia had said that Sakuya was the only human in the mansion, they didn't asked. They knew that most youkai looked more or less human anyway.

It seemed as though they had been walking for far too long, like the hallways could not have possibly fit in the mansion. They were labyrinthian.

Shin spoke up, "E-erm isn't this hallway kind of long?"

Sakuya responded, "Yes, it is that way as a defense against intruders. Because you are our outsiders the distance appears larger. For us that live here it is much shorter."

They did not really understand, but did not pry either. Around the next turn the entered into another chamber. It was not unlike the first, but smaller and with no windows. There were also double doors on the left, right, and far side of the room.

"I am going back to the library." Patchouli, looking more dead than alive by this point, shuffled towards the left door with Kaokuma in tow.

Sakuya and Remilia led the four through the doors on the right. After a shorter walk down another hallway, they arrived at a room.

"Please refresh yourselves in this guest room," Sakuya said. "We will reconvene for dinner shortly."

Sakuya bowed to them, and her and Remilia went back down the hallway. The four stayed watching, and to their surprise saw Remilia tug on Sakuyas arm, whereupon the maid picked her up and placed her on her shoulders, and the two continued like that.

The four entered the room, and found it luxurious like the rest of the mansion. It had two large beds, bigger than they had ever seen, made of white wood and having red sheets. Each bed had a sort of canopy covered by a wispy white fabric. There were no windows. On one side of the room was a door leading to a bathroom. It was like nothing they had ever seen. There was a shiny white basin for washing. Next to it there was another basin, made of the same material, and which looked like a seat.

"I guess we...shit in that?" Shin said, and Megume punched him in the arm.

There was also a larger basin on the floor, clearly for washing oneself. The four took turns refreshing themselves, then sat on the beds.

"This mansion really is incredible huh?" said Megume. "I've never seen anything like it."

>in afew months, americans will start shopping maga hats on touhous and posting them on twitter

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