/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Alright guys I'm retarded and I need to be recommended a onahole to start off with.
Currently I'm looking at some shitty website and it seems Hello Kupa Body Onahole, is probably the best one there, and within my price range.
But me with my shit taste will probably be throwing money down the drain.

>>8829915
I know...

How can you expect others to love you when you don't love yourself?

I just tried to make an account to play this and I got system error and kept telling me I typed the numbers wrong.
How can I fit in with /jp/ with things like this happening?

My dreams are too deep for me.

Black moon of containing the Lilith collided with Adam's earth. (1st impact)
It reverted Adam back to am embryonic state allowing Lilith to spread it's
life seed in LCL to the planet earth. It created on earth what is known as the primodial
ooze (abiogenesis theory) and evolution occured. Lilith laid dormant deep in the earth.
SEELE is an organization that through holy text discovered the true nature of earth
and wish to bring determine whether humans deserve to be the rightful walkers of
the earth. Upon discovering Lilith they pinned it to a cross, allowing them to harvest
and study the pure lifeseed of man. Doing this allowed Adam to rebirth and create an
enormous explosion known as 2nd impact. The polar ice caps melted and destroyed
much of the earth's civilization. Adam's true life began to return in the form of
the angels. SEELE came prepared, having created NERV a division specializing in
combat with the angels. They created the evangelion, a combat unit based around
Lilith's lifeseed and human souls. Piloted by children bathed in LCL, it was their goal
to ward off the angels until human instrumentality was complete.

>TL;DR whats wrong to deep for you?

>Take your Madoka somewhere else

I have a job interview tomorrow, I think I might die of anxiety.

Any of you manage to get a job? How did you not breakdown and fail completely during the interview.

Last night, offense:
>PS is down to red hp oh crap rush that
>Seraph Wing
>Drop 2 pillars
>Hyper Shot
>2.5k BP left for us
>Survive long enough for Seraph Wing to run out all while shooting, still alive when our 2.5k BP magically disappears
>If I had equipped a fucking blaster the PS would have died

So mad. Failure to carry.

>Axanael OST - Kagome Kagome

This is bringing back bad memories. Picture related.

>>4989995
WHAT?

Just look at these positive results!

>>3768482
Thanks. I was looking for a place to sit.

>>3611752

I hate myself... but, I could learn to love myself...!