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My Gilgamesh has a braided beard and holds a lion like it's a kitten.
Your Gilgamesh spends 45 minutes in front of the mirror every morning.
Any questions?

Supreme over other kings, lordly in appearance,
I am the hero, born of Uruk, the goring wild bull.
I walk out in front, the leader,
and walk at the rear, trusted by my companions.
Mighty net, protector of my people,
raging flood-wave I destroy even walls of stone!
Offspring of Lugalbanda, I am strong to perfection,
son of the august cow, Rimat-Ninsun;... I am awesome to perfection.
It was I who opened the mountain passes,
who dug wells on the flank of the mountain.
It was I who crossed the ocean, the vast seas, to the rising sun,
who explored the world regions, seeking life.
It was I who reached by my own sheer strength Utanapishtim, the Faraway,
who restored the sanctuaries (or: cities) that the Flood had destroyed!
... for teeming mankind.
Who can compare with me in kingliness?
Who can say like Gilgamesh: "I am King!"?
Whose name, from the day of birth, was called "Gilgamesh"?
Two-thirds of me is god, one-third of me is human.
The Great Goddess [Aruru] designed(?) the model for my body,
she prepared my form ...
... beautiful, handsomest of men,
... perfect

>>2395446
I think you missed the point i made here >>2395416

regardless, i will no longer debate you. good bye.

>>2069702
Hey Mongrels,

My name is Gilgamesh, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded humans who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Saber hentai pictures. You are everything bad on the Earth. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any actual Saber pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of my "Gate of Babylon" because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level with your futa fetishism. This is even worse than discussing Touhou powerlevels in /jp/.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much manlier than you. I own the single biggest armory in the universe, and everyday girls flock to my castle to get laid. What do you do for a living, other than "jack off to pictures of naked women"? I also got one shitton of swords, a shameless ego, an extremely powerful Ea and have a banging hot knight (They just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>What about Gilgamesh? Was he better when he was still walking the Earth?

Dude, read the goddamn Epic of Gilgamesh.

He wrastles gods for the dick of it.

He brutally slaughters a divine guardian and gets nothing but a slap on the wrist.

He pulled some crazy fucking shit.

FAKER!

I am going to snap your goddamn legs off.

But Gilgamesh was ripped and Babylonians had a tenuous grasp of anatomy.